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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3725 on: March 18, 2026, 09:17:41 PM »
Bhanky is a scientist.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1B7jARGf2e/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Lol@ Professor Bhanky starting the clip with his thick nerd glasses

His mensa mind is looking for a way to describe the protein powder and he lands on "small molecules". No you dumb mothafucka, they are large complex molecules. The words you are looking for to describe it is fine powder or even a very fine powder

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3726 on: March 18, 2026, 09:24:37 PM »
Wow.
I actually didn’t know that there are those mini blenders Bhanks is using!

That must taste awful.

He was using a spoon to stir the mixture in a previous video and I mentioned he held a spoon like a retard and genuinely didn't know how to use it to stir properly.

Hilarious that he went and bought an electric stirrer now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3727 on: March 18, 2026, 10:26:11 PM »
Love the glasses. Also the Pyrex, "Is he cooking up some crack or mixing up his favorite protein supp? Watch the video and find out!".

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3728 on: March 18, 2026, 11:50:11 PM »
Life is so much more peaceful without Stankins.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3729 on: March 19, 2026, 12:57:03 AM »
Life is so much more peaceful without Stankins.
A little chaos is good.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3730 on: March 19, 2026, 01:24:29 AM »
500gms protein.. what a fucking idiot

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3731 on: March 19, 2026, 02:32:34 AM »
500gms protein.. what a fucking idiot

He hasnt got a clue how much protein he consumes he just stuffs his face all day and night. A few body shots would have him belching sausages and gatorade.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3732 on: March 19, 2026, 03:12:10 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3733 on: March 19, 2026, 03:23:02 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3734 on: March 19, 2026, 03:32:46 AM »
Bhanky is a scientist.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1B7jARGf2e/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Lets break this down:

A lot of people have asked.....HA HA HA

500gm of protein.....and his body uses every gram of it.   Riiiiiiiiiiight

(remove glasses for dramatic effect)

Points out the obvious....standard clear cup (VERY important you use a standard clear cup)

If he contributes nothing else to the online fitness community, this is it?   Whoa there chief...you have provided GB with COUNTLESS hours of entertainment

Athritic pain drops from 8 - 9 down to a 2 since starting 500gm of protein.  (How many times on here did he say he feels incredible....but only NOW he is down to a 2)

Ummmm, you know....  (thanks for stammering dick cheese)

A lot of digestive issues prior to peptides, but now you don't (Again, how many times on here did he claim his digestive issues were gone?  Also asking hernia doc for HGH to 'heal' his gut)

Start the anabolic process  - now there's some Flex magazine gold information right there.

Ummm....ummmm   - great that you prepared so readily.  Its like a rehearsed opening statement for defending clients.

How easily this mixes up.....well, ummm  - if this isn't a classic Bhanks blunder. 

Thats a very drinkable coffee - versus coffee by itself wasn't?

I have less than a cup - no shit idiot.  You had powder in the 'clear cup' prior to pouring liquid in.  The "liquid" came to 1 cup as it sat on top of all of that

I'm almost 50 and my abs are steel - but you're in a BBing group for 50 and OVER.  Again, just likes to harp on his 'abs'.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3735 on: March 19, 2026, 03:33:54 AM »
Wow.
I actually didn’t know that there are those mini blenders Bhanks is using!

That must taste awful.


You obviously were NOT paying attention when he said that it tastes like hot cocoa.  Please go back and review the instructors material before you besmirch his wisdom

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3737 on: March 19, 2026, 04:41:17 AM »
500gms protein.. what a fucking idiot

Absolutely complete utilization.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3738 on: March 19, 2026, 05:10:51 AM »
honestly, what happened to his nose?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3739 on: March 19, 2026, 05:15:15 AM »
What a nerdy looking goofy ass fukker !!   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3740 on: March 19, 2026, 05:27:12 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3741 on: March 19, 2026, 05:29:33 AM »
Brian checking his stool sample for blood clots

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3742 on: March 19, 2026, 05:38:10 AM »
Should we run a papsmear test on this sad, unwashed, reused coffee mug?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3743 on: March 19, 2026, 05:56:19 AM »
It appears bhank's pitch for legacy status with the health & fitness online community has hit a snag and naturally the inherent petulance is beginning to emerge


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Brandon Taylor I even made anotehr post detailing exactly what I ate by all means go to that post and add it up yourself. FFS i made a video showing how to make the coffee no one likes or watches that but 1000 people like my pics. No one wants to hear about how difficult it was to get there or what it actually takes me they just say I am lyign and took some magic pills so whatver go take some magic pills and see how you look at 50


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Rathan Johnson Hey man by all means do whatver you want. You are not exactly lean and mean this would help you



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3744 on: March 19, 2026, 06:13:08 AM »
Wish more Getbiggers took the time to meticulously proofread their comments before posting like Bhanks does.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3745 on: March 19, 2026, 06:14:27 AM »
Bhanky does not take kindly to disrespect.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3746 on: March 19, 2026, 06:46:25 AM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3747 on: March 19, 2026, 09:48:51 AM »
You obviously were NOT paying attention when he said that it tastes like hot cocoa.  Please go back and review the instructors material before you besmirch his wisdom
Somebody on his FB asked that does it matter what flavour your powder is?😊

I mean, chocolate, hazel nut, mint choco, vanilla etc might be ok in moderation.
But try strawberry etc. Dear god!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3748 on: March 19, 2026, 10:11:15 AM »
Brians posts on the over 50s to disappear in 3,2,1 and another ban for him to add to the groiwing list
I reported him for breaking membership rules as hes 48

Clearly states if you are under 50 do not join

At this rate hes going to have more bans than ailments

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3749 on: March 19, 2026, 10:13:34 AM »
It appears bhank's pitch for legacy status with the health & fitness online community has hit a snag and naturally the inherent petulance is beginning to emerge


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Brandon Taylor I even made anotehr post detailing exactly what I ate by all means go to that post and add it up yourself. FFS i made a video showing how to make the coffee no one likes or watches that but 1000 people like my pics. No one wants to hear about how difficult it was to get there or what it actually takes me they just say I am lyign and took some magic pills so whatver go take some magic pills and see how you look at 50


Brian Hankins
Rathan Johnson Hey man by all means do whatver you want. You are not exactly lean and mean this would help you



which group is that in?