Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Hulkotron]

Being unable to take a shit is generally not a sign of good health.

[IroNat]

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

All true.

[Grape Ape]

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

He has something genetic or it's crohn's.

He doesn't train or eat for condition, yet is very low BF.

He has fooled himself into thinking it's his muscle mass that burns fat, but that theory blows up with powerlifters and such.

[Krankenstein]

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

He is basically saying that his body is an 'ideal machine'...basically no energy lost.

He will argue that he has shit because that is waste from utilizing every single calorie.  Anything to make himself sound special.

[BB]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/35395151933416575 .

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Why are you bouncing your ass at the start of that Facebook vid Hankins ?

[IroNat]

He has something genetic or it's crohn's.

He doesn't train or eat for condition, yet is very low BF, except when onstage.

He has fooled himself into thinking it's his muscle mass that burns fat, but that theory blows up with powerlifters and such.

[joswift]

He has something genetic or it's crohn's.

He doesn't train or eat for condition, yet is very low BF.

He has fooled himself into thinking it's his muscle mass that burns fat, but that theory blows up with powerlifters and such.

 

[Never1AShow]

What do you make of his claim that his body is utilizing every single calorie because he is not putting on fat or taking big dumps?

He's an unreliable narrator of his own life story

[illuminati]

A back as straight & flat as Ironing Board.
And thats his contest condition - FFS 

[wes]

Scrolled 10 posts or so of this over 50 group. The kind of people who are actively posting are a distinct mix of awkward, pathetic and gay

Awkward, pathetic, and gay is no way to go through life!!   

[wes]

SHREDDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111   

[Hulkotron]

Why does he look so much fatter when someone else takes the photos

[IroNat]

Why does he look so much fatter when someone else takes the photos

Photographers intentionally using filters to make Bhanky look bad.

[Rambone]

Bhanks is Getbig’s version of Reacher

[joswift]

Bhanks is Getbig’s version of Reacharound

fixed

[Flexacon]

Photographers intentionally using filters to make Bhanky look bad.

Just wait for the HD pics..oh wait...

[Never1AShow]

Don't forget #68, Medically Too Lean

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling
119.  4 surgeries this last year
120.  Dislocated both shoulders doing Yoga

[Humble Narcissist]

Did he even lift at all for that contest? I think Vince Goodrum would beat him in a pose down.

[IroNat]

It must play with Bhanky's emotions to train and diet so hard for a contest and then
have photographers purposely distort his photos to
make him look like he never lifted a weight and ate pizza everyday.

Bhanky is strong mentally though and doesn't let it bother him.
This might be due to his Cro-Magnon DNA.
He is a man to emulate.

[Lartinos]

It must play with Bhanky's emotions to train and diet so hard for a contest and then
have photographers purposely distort his photos to
make him look like he never lifted a weight and ate pizza everyday.

Bhanky is strong mentally though and doesn't let it bother him.
This might be due to his Cro-Magnon DNA.
He is a man to emulate.

I remember him saying he was eating flat bread pizza and someone correcting him that it wasn’t even flatbread pizza.

#Mensa

[IroNat]

I remember him saying he was eating flat bread pizza and someone correcting him that it wasn’t even flatbread pizza.

#Mensa

Bhanky didn't want to reveal his contest diet secrets so he called it flatbread pizza to disguise it.

[TimHeck]

Sorry I haven't been here to jump in on this piece of shit.

Dude created a new Facebook to post "motivational bullshit" in the groups... im DMing every admin to have him banned. Fuxk he thinks this is? I stepped back because I thought he learned his lesson and slithered off into a hole to.die... did emily let him out of the cuckcage? Or what the fuck is he doing back online..

I tagged him in this post, but he quickly.blocked me

[TimHeck]

Lets break this down:

A lot of people have asked.....HA HA HA

500gm of protein.....and his body uses every gram of it.   Riiiiiiiiiiight

(remove glasses for dramatic effect)

Points out the obvious....standard clear cup (VERY important you use a standard clear cup)

If he contributes nothing else to the online fitness community, this is it?   Whoa there chief...you have provided GB with COUNTLESS hours of entertainment

Athritic pain drops from 8 - 9 down to a 2 since starting 500gm of protein.  (How many times on here did he say he feels incredible....but only NOW he is down to a 2)

Ummmm, you know....  (thanks for stammering dick cheese)

A lot of digestive issues prior to peptides, but now you don't (Again, how many times on here did he claim his digestive issues were gone?  Also asking hernia doc for HGH to 'heal' his gut)

Start the anabolic process  - now there's some Flex magazine gold information right there.

Ummm....ummmm   - great that you prepared so readily.  Its like a rehearsed opening statement for defending clients.

How easily this mixes up.....well, ummm  - if this isn't a classic Bhanks blunder. 

Thats a very drinkable coffee - versus coffee by itself wasn't?

I have less than a cup - no shit idiot.  You had powder in the 'clear cup' prior to pouring liquid in.  The "liquid" came to 1 cup as it sat on top of all of that

I'm almost 50 and my abs are steel - but you're in a BBing group for 50 and OVER.  Again, just likes to harp on his 'abs'.

Sorry catching up.... cant see the link bc he blocked me like a bitch...

Is this part of the same post where he claimed he eats 8000 calories per day?

[BigRo]

Good work Tim.

[joswift]

Why does he look so much fatter when someone else takes the photos

because he filters all shops all his pics... guy isnt as lean as hge makes out, he has a fat ass FFS