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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4050 on: April 01, 2026, 03:09:42 PM »


Browsing Getbig while laughing and driving

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4051 on: April 01, 2026, 03:16:33 PM »
Funny how trainer of a world champion can't figure out his own shituation. 
LOL  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4052 on: April 01, 2026, 06:53:41 PM »


Heh, safe to say the boob job was a resounding failure, there goes another $40k down the toilet.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4053 on: April 01, 2026, 08:13:32 PM »


Looks like the wobbly knee will put him back on the Tricycle.  Will he still be able to sprint in his backyard?

As for pants bunching up, Easter is a few days away, perhaps he will reprise his Easter Bunny appearance?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4054 on: April 01, 2026, 08:22:46 PM »
Looks like the wobbly knee will put him back on the Tricycle.  Will he still be able to sprint in his backyard?

As for pants bunching up, Easter is a few days away, perhaps he will reprise his Easter Bunny appearance?

That may be possible, but I think it's fair to say a pro card is not going to happen  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4055 on: April 01, 2026, 09:04:55 PM »
Breaking world records.

Not bald.

Bone on bone in all four quadrants.

Bio-identical supplements.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4056 on: April 01, 2026, 09:34:11 PM »
Dude`s been falling apart since we met his dumb ass!   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4057 on: April 02, 2026, 05:13:50 AM »
lmao, any undue stress to his body results in injury...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4058 on: April 02, 2026, 05:43:31 AM »
lmao, any undue stress to his body results in injury...

He is a brutal sword class grappler and mean coxer.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4059 on: April 02, 2026, 05:45:33 AM »
Getbig is on to Bhanky's game.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4060 on: April 02, 2026, 06:32:51 AM »
Dude`s been falling apart since we met his dumb ass!   ;D

Yep & Its Fucking Brilliant  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4061 on: April 02, 2026, 06:54:36 AM »
Counting down the days until bhanks dons a hair system and uses semhanktics to imply it’s real, bioidentical hair

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4062 on: April 02, 2026, 07:33:52 AM »
Counting down the days until bhanks dons a hair system and uses semhanktics to imply it’s real, bioidentical hair

"The hair belonged to an Indian woman. Indians are human, I am human. Praise Vishnu, can't be faded."

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4063 on: April 02, 2026, 07:45:14 AM »
 :o

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4065 on: April 02, 2026, 08:16:04 AM »
Counting down the days until bhanks dons a hair system and uses semhanktics to imply it’s real, bioidentical hair
;D


Maybe he can go to Maury's wigs

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4066 on: April 02, 2026, 08:46:51 AM »
Bhanky has cured cancer, baldness and bad knees.
Not too shabby.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4068 on: April 02, 2026, 03:36:40 PM »
Counting down the days until bhanks dons a hair system and uses semhanktics to imply it’s real, bioidentical hair

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4069 on: April 02, 2026, 04:52:17 PM »
Large target.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4070 on: April 03, 2026, 04:29:02 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4071 on: April 03, 2026, 01:43:53 PM »
Dude`s been falling apart since we met his dumb ass!   ;D

Hey!  He's made excellent and continuous progre.... er... oh...
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4072 on: April 03, 2026, 02:19:09 PM »
;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4073 on: April 03, 2026, 03:36:26 PM »
There is a very strange rumor going around that someone will rise again here on Easter

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4074 on: April 03, 2026, 03:54:39 PM »
Hey!  He's made excellent and continuous progre.... er... oh...

The only thing this needs is an orangutan added in the last slot