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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4200 on: April 09, 2026, 10:20:59 PM »
Appears to have Hot Dogs Neck

I am a jaded old fucker, but credit where credit is due - that make me literally LOL - nice work  ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4201 on: April 09, 2026, 10:32:36 PM »
I am a jaded old fucker, but credit where credit is due - that make me literally LOL - nice work  ;D
Add "Hot Dog Neck" to the list of ailments.  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4202 on: April 10, 2026, 01:39:24 AM »
BP was a little high this morning, 132 systolic.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4203 on: April 10, 2026, 03:17:24 AM »
BP was a little high this morning, 132 systolic.

Rookie numbers. You sure the wrist cuff was tight enough? Was this before or after your protein coffee?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4204 on: April 10, 2026, 04:30:15 AM »
Still shaking like a leaf on the wind, with a straight bar it would be way worse too.

Please consult the list of ailments for an explanation on this.  He has a condition.  Where is your sensitivity??

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4205 on: April 10, 2026, 04:37:25 AM »
Please consult the list of ailments for an explanation on this.  He has a condition.  Where is your sensitivity??

His “condition” seems a lot worse as he adds more weight.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4206 on: April 10, 2026, 04:46:03 AM »
Rookie numbers. You sure the wrist cuff was tight enough? Was this before or after your protein coffee profee?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4207 on: April 10, 2026, 04:47:20 AM »
FIXED

Thank you.  Rambone needed to be corrected on his lack of acknowledging the proper term

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4208 on: April 10, 2026, 04:56:09 AM »
Thank you.  Rambone needed to be corrected on his lack of acknowledging the proper term
No problem.....he must not have had his coffee.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4209 on: April 10, 2026, 04:56:53 AM »
No problem.....he must not have had his coffee PROFEE.

Bro....seriously??

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4210 on: April 10, 2026, 05:08:36 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4211 on: April 10, 2026, 05:32:09 AM »
Given his propensity for domestic violence he should get one. Its an honest challenge to him that he will never do because he would look utterly shit.

There was a kid in my neighborhood when I was young who was prone to doing crazy and often violent stuff and his parents put up a heavy bag for him to wail on to vent his aggression.
It didn't work.
One time he got mad and threw a hatchet at another kid.  Fortunately it hit flat side in the other kid's back.
Later in his teens he sexually attacked a local girl.
As an adult he became a youth counselor.  Go figure.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4212 on: April 10, 2026, 05:45:36 AM »
There was a kid in my neighborhood when I was young who was prone to doing crazy and often violent stuff and his parents put up a heavy bag for him to wail on to vent his aggression.
It didn't work.
One time he got mad and threw a hatchet at another kid.  Fortunately it hit flat side in the other kid's back.
Later in his teens he sexually attacked a local girl.
As an adult he became a youth counselor.  Go figure.
Ironic !!!1111111

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4213 on: April 10, 2026, 02:45:06 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4214 on: April 10, 2026, 03:18:06 PM »


Holy shit. Zoomed out on my phone looks exactly like him. He just made my bhanks collage

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4215 on: April 10, 2026, 03:58:05 PM »


 :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4216 on: April 11, 2026, 02:47:34 AM »
ive see worse squats from spankins..

That's because it was a single. His form gets exponentially worse as the reps increase

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4217 on: April 11, 2026, 04:42:40 AM »
Bhank "went dark" on Mike back in Dec

The timeline on the sighting of this acceptance letter could be determinative

Keeping in mind that the eternal braggart (my life is great, keep hating haters etc etc) posted the below uncharacteristic italic replies on facebook only 3 & 5 weeks ago, which don't really accord with a budding new law student with a freshly attached tit, and has a long and less-than-illustrious history of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory


__________

Butch Bragg . 5w
Looking pretty solid there Brian

Brian Hankins . 5w
Butch Bragg Thanks the rest of my life is a mess


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Blaise Stapleton . 3w
If I looked like that i made it !! Someday I hope im trying.

Brian Hankins . 3w
Blaise Stapleton The rest of my life is a disaster don't worry you are doing great if you are trying.


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Begging for sympathy from total strangers on Facebook. Like one of those over the hill crazy women on Threads.

Beyond pathetic.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4218 on: April 11, 2026, 05:53:52 AM »
Bhank "went dark" on Mike back in Dec

 ???

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4219 on: April 11, 2026, 06:15:55 AM »
Add "Hot Dog Neck" to the list of ailments.  :D

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling
119.  4 surgeries this last year
120.  Dislocated both shoulders doing Yoga
121.  Failed Hair Transplant
122.  Gurning issues
123. Hot Dogs Neck


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4220 on: April 11, 2026, 07:39:14 AM »
:D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4221 on: April 11, 2026, 08:27:37 AM »
On the list of Princess Hanky’s maladies is the extra back muscle listed?

I think the erectile dysfunction should be changed to “Ugly Scarecrow Wife”.

The fucking twat.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4222 on: April 11, 2026, 08:42:49 AM »
On the list of Princess Hanky’s maladies is the extra back muscle listed?

I think the erectile dysfunction should be changed to “Ugly Scarecrow Wife”.

The fucking twat.

That's not an ailment or malady, that's a superpower.  Now if i saw him complaining about it as causing him some trouble, i'd think it should be added.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4223 on: April 11, 2026, 10:49:41 AM »
On the list of Princess Hanky’s maladies is the extra back muscle listed?

I think the erectile dysfunction should be changed to “Ugly Scarecrow Wife”.

The fucking twat.

i look at pics of her before she met him and she wasnt bad, not great obviously but ive seen worse
since she hooked up with him she has gone severely down hill, scarecrow look, scraggy hair, aged at the speed of light

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4224 on: April 11, 2026, 11:17:38 AM »
i look at pics of her before she met him and she wasnt bad, not great obviously but ive seen worse
since she hooked up with him she has gone severely down hill, scarecrow look, scraggy hair, aged at the speed of light

Clear sign he is an absolute piece of garbage husband. A good mans wife should be glowing, of course she brings her own issues but Jesus, Bhanks is an absolute mental case and renowned woman beater.