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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4825 on: July 01, 2026, 08:40:42 AM »
Geez, what a maroon.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4826 on: July 01, 2026, 09:03:39 AM »
that`s called a "shoulder roll".......Mayweather often used it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4827 on: July 01, 2026, 09:21:40 AM »
"I'm going to fuck you till you love me!"

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There's no way this zesty cosplayer's asshole hasn't been tko'ed a few times.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4828 on: July 01, 2026, 09:48:02 AM »
Hankins' life - one long live action role play

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4829 on: July 01, 2026, 09:52:10 AM »
"I'm going to fuck you till you love me!"

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"Yes please!"



There's no way this zesty cosplayer's asshole hasn't been tko'ed a few times.
LOL  ;D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4830 on: July 01, 2026, 10:49:23 AM »
''I was too old to go into the Army at 25. I was too old to have a kid at 42. I am too old to start boxing at 48. I am way too damn old to start Law School. I am just going to do it anyway.
I never got any Army or need based education benefits or loans or scholarships the first time around. Tired of paying for everyone else. Accepted my government cheese today Finally getting my 40 acres and a mule. Joke is on them I will be dead before I pay back these student loans.''

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Law school is 3 years, and you start paying after, so he’s predicting his own death some time in fall of 2029?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4831 on: July 01, 2026, 11:57:07 AM »
hes going to get shallacked in a ring like that, just go to the right and cave his ribs in, he cant even throw a punch back if you just circle right

And the grunting and grimacing in the video is ridiculous.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4832 on: July 01, 2026, 12:28:45 PM »
hes going to get shallacked in a ring like that, just go to the right and cave his ribs in, he cant even throw a punch back if you just circle right

And the grunting and grimacing in the video is ridiculous.
Josh would literally fucking murder this dickhead..............ev en though Brian would never admit it until he got out of the hospital.   ;D

Josh has great moves and a good gas tank for any age, and he`s a lot older than Fauntleroy !!

I`m being real,Josh knows I don`t kiss his ass...we`re friends, but I do not kiss his ass......I`d take a bullet for the Canuck though!   ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4833 on: July 01, 2026, 01:04:32 PM »
Avesher has too much cardio and punching power for bhanks to hang with him "in the ring".

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4834 on: July 01, 2026, 01:06:51 PM »
Bhanky would defeat prime Tyson.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4835 on: July 01, 2026, 01:07:31 PM »
Avesher has too much cardio and punching power for bhanks to hang with him "in the ring".
For sure bro.....Hanky`s scared of him so he insults Josh,but deep down inside he`s a chickenshit where Josh is concerned.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4836 on: July 01, 2026, 01:08:22 PM »
Bhanky would defeat prime Tyson.
That`s a given.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4837 on: July 01, 2026, 01:10:33 PM »
That`s a given.

How it would go...Tyson in white...



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4838 on: July 01, 2026, 01:15:12 PM »
LOL  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4839 on: July 01, 2026, 01:40:04 PM »
hes going to get shallacked in a ring like that, just go to the right and cave his ribs in, he cant even throw a punch back if you just circle right

And the grunting and grimacing in the video is ridiculous.

I think the grunting and grimacing and the coy sheepish poses are part of his deliberate plan to “get shellacked”.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4840 on: July 01, 2026, 02:14:23 PM »
I think the grunting and grimacing and the coy sheepish poses are part of his deliberate plan to “get cornholed”.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4841 on: July 01, 2026, 03:13:28 PM »
The Story of B(Ryan) Hankins




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4842 on: July 01, 2026, 04:41:05 PM »
You guys need to recognize if Hankins becomes even an adequate boxer it will be devastating for literally every other fighter in the world. His grappling skills are Olympic level!

Literally the only issue that can hold him back would be his chin.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4843 on: July 01, 2026, 05:53:22 PM »
Hanky's neck is so fucking skinny if he takes a jab anywhere other than his asshole he's going to fucking die

And one of these days all the shots he takes to what's left of his asshole are going to make him prolapse and die

And Hanky's shoulders are so fucked if someone just hits him in the shoulder as he's "blocking" he'll hit the fucking ground and probably die

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4844 on: July 01, 2026, 06:26:53 PM »
The new worst boxer of all time will be Brian Hankins instead of Brian Sutherland.  I expect this will be the result if he actually tries to box anyone with any skill.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4845 on: July 01, 2026, 06:34:43 PM »
Just hit him in the cadaver tendon and he`s fucking toast!! LOL  :D

FUCK YOUR CANCER CADAVER TENDON !   ;D

Payback`s a bitch !!  ;)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4846 on: July 01, 2026, 06:39:30 PM »
Bhanky let me down when he gave up his hydraulic car lifts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4847 on: July 01, 2026, 09:04:19 PM »
Bhanky let me down when he gave up his hydraulic car lifts.

Bhanky’s new life is better hanging out at the public pool in his crime ridden neighborhood.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4848 on: July 01, 2026, 09:19:00 PM »
You guys need to recognize if Hankins becomes even an adequate boxer it will be devastating for literally every other fighter in the world. His grappling skills are Olympic level!

Literally the only issue that can hold him back would be his chin.

Don’t forget the Combat Yoga. Deadly in numerous martial arts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4849 on: July 01, 2026, 09:22:44 PM »
As soon as the governing boxing federation reviews the list of ailments his boxing career is over.