Tremendous work by Rambone and Flex on Punch Out Hankins. Brian, we know you read this thing all the time, you need to give them their props on that beautiful piece of artwork.
Second order of business, saw the spurg out about how your kid is stronger than Eddie Hall's boy, and the World's strongest 6 year old, etc..... Also how you were stunted by dieting, and you arn't going to make him diet, he's a heavy weight, etc.... Well the kid wouldn't need to diet if his never-was dad wasn't fattening him up like the Christmas hog.
Your kid is only the World's strongest 6 year old because no one else is retarded enough to have a small child max out, When he gets about 13-14, and all this horseshit will fade away because he'll be losing to farm boys, athletic city kids, etc...., all he'll be is a tubby little 8th grader that hates you.
You need to get him to stop biting people, and just enjoy life.
I'll leave you with a closing thought, I bet Bill Kazmaier wasn't well on his way to a double chin at 6 -

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