an over 40s sparring club
Trust Brian to try and narrow down the competition to suit himself.
Maybe an over 40s with people with birthdays on a Tuesday who can only make it the 2nd Friday in the month and only people who have a freckle on their left ear.
Brian can then say no one took up his offer as everyone is a pussy.
100 per cent
its like when he used to ask who was going the charlotte cup and or the coop strict curl and adjust his category accordingly
as it is there is a tournament in north carolina end of august 21st another in raleigh 29th
october 23/24 in durham
his own club do a tournament in february
fair to say we wont see him spar for a while- if anyone buys the bs that the club wont let him film his own sparring but will allow him to film his and others kids - i've got a bridge to sell you
oh and brian why is it anyone else is fat but your son isnt. when every single medical marker shows he is, like it or not, obese is over 95- spencer is 98= 99 is morbidly obese. like brian in his 19 inch bingo wings pic.
having seen the 3 train
josh destroys brian in a round. this ends as soon as josh wants it to
ro also destroys brian more or less as soon as he lands and with brians head down attack could be the first shot.
brian would blame his knees etc etc etc
as for me sat here typing.....
me v josh- his cardio is fucking miles better than me so unless i catch him cold or he walks onto a combo its a fucking long night. i think even if i connected he'd take an insane amount of punishment. he moves well for a 240 lb man and his jab snaps. as a southpaw i would look to circle anti clockwise and watch for the left hook to the kidney ( no thanks) and the destructive right down the pipe. either at 53 could render me fucked. i think josh has reach advantage and can double jab like a fucking harpoon. i'd need to do loads of pad work for this one and i mean loads.
me v ro. i think people have been hard on ro. he's not trained all his life and for many years in boxing. but hes done doors and is one strong strong mofo. if he caught anyone clean with a hook or a straight down the pipe you'd know about it. i believe my footwork would get me through and so it should as i've had many fights and would look to lead him onto shots. that said he is cerebral so i think it would be more of a strategic chess match. he'd destroy brian the minute he connects. i'd put josh above him based on footwork and ring gentlemenship.
me v hankins.
he wouldnt last more than 60 seconds. wide open to my jab, front leg right hook, left cross and front hand uppercut. no footwork or defence to speak of. please try the philly crab with me. hahaha. no evidence of anythng going forwards. the only person who says he can punch is himself and he's never landed it not even once. also seeing his spar and the clegg fight when he gets tagged he puts his head down. a truly easy easy minutes work. he is seriously the worst co-ordinated boxercise exponent (hes not a boxer) I have ever seen. its a shame they dont piss test he'd be banned out but he will hand pick a 58 year old for a spar and beat him up because he's a bully. its only a. matter of time before someone at jawbreakers slaps the shit out of him anyway.
shame i cant get to the states. shame he will never be in england as i'd enjoy dismantling his orbital and having him eat through a straw for a few months. fatty spencer can polish off his food on the road to diabetes!
