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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5575 on: August 04, 2026, 05:52:30 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/reel/4435533963383940 .

New Hankins spar. He fights like a villain in a glitchy 80's video game. He even pauses like one when he takes a hit.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to throw a world class jab with only 1-1/2 pecs?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5576 on: August 04, 2026, 05:56:29 PM »
He has....

Not according to the National Youth Swimmers League of America!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5577 on: August 04, 2026, 07:56:55 PM »
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Higher quality than the FB version.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5578 on: August 04, 2026, 09:31:51 PM »
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Higher quality than the FB version.
Reminiscant of Leonard vs. Hearns I   :D

He can`t box produce !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5579 on: August 04, 2026, 09:32:57 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5580 on: August 04, 2026, 09:46:01 PM »
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Higher quality than the FB version.

Did the brand new gloves slow his hands down?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5581 on: August 05, 2026, 02:15:49 AM »
brian get the money back on the gloves!

11 punches thrown in a walk round spar in 1 minute 15. thats embarassing. of those 11 not 1 hit. the other fella who walked you roundthrew the same punches but landed easily light shots - 8. so brian you lost that minute. absolutely no cardio. loved the crossover footwork around 50 seconds- 100 per cent the worst way to traverse the ring. where is hankins hammer? hahahaha


also good of the gym owner to let you film that. gave us all a laugh.

you are aware that as an orthodox boxerciser you are meant to move clockwise.... otherwise you are walking onto shots

spencer is more likely to master this than you to 'get; boxing






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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5582 on: August 05, 2026, 03:50:38 AM »
also brian if you are going to compete you need to realise at amateur level trying to land a single heavy shot twice a round means you will likely lose every round. its all about work rate and clean punches landed. you have neither. none. a boxer with average footwork and a busy jab would cruise past you. in fact I am confident I could beat you with my southpaw right hand and only use the left to cover.

i've told you time and time again.

1- work on footwork
2- jump rope or agility ladder work
3- do roadwork- you have told people in the boxing club you are excused from this on medical grounds and also calisthenics. i will tell you now nobody will believe you and just view you as a bitch who wont work hard.

its great that your ego cant take not being good at something. its even greater that you lack the testicular fortitude to step up address it and get better. this is why boxercise is not for you. at some point in a fight you will have to dig deep. every fight you have had- MMA you either tapped out or failed to get off your stool. on your social media you are VERY selective about your prowess.

claim
'I wrestled internationally'
reality
you represented the army in a one-off tournament

doesnt read as well does it?

claim
'I headlined an MMA card'
reality
I tapped out in one round.

again doesn't read as well does it.

the great thing about boxing is you will get found out quickly. you can be put in with anyone +/- 10 years of your age same weight class. you will be in the under 201 lb category. and you will be bang on the limit. but for your height 5'10 you are carrying 30 pounds too much weight to be effective. at sub 178 you would move better be more efficient throw more punches. but your fragile ego wont allow it so you will continue to plod wide open like you did against clegg.

keep it going brian. its gives us all a fucking good laugh. dont consider josh or ro. seriously they'd damage you. ro's cardio is shit hot- his jabs are crisp as hell and his movement in and out is agile for a man of his size. I think he'd break whatever he hit. he would only need his jab trust me brian you'd get whiplash.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5583 on: August 05, 2026, 04:07:15 AM »
Bhanky's naturally amazing athletic boxing abilities need refinement.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5584 on: August 05, 2026, 04:54:06 AM »
Bhanky's naturally amazing athletic boxing abilities need refinement.

Fastest hands and feet on Getbig IMHO of course

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5585 on: August 05, 2026, 05:12:26 AM »
fastest hands to call the police

fastest feet running away from josh


I think Josh made a comment about brians missus about 3 yearsback.brian has rewitten this to be he has been threatening my wife and kids for over 6 years. reads a lot better than I dared someone to come and fight me but was terrified so ran to the police

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5586 on: August 05, 2026, 07:27:50 AM »
19 inch neck lolololol

Idiots neck, is legitimately 14.5 maybe 15 on a slim fit dress shirt.

I’m guessing the iron was left in kitty Hawk


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5587 on: August 05, 2026, 07:43:57 AM »
' Hi can I be in your rap video please?'

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5588 on: August 05, 2026, 08:00:41 AM »
the only things growing on hankins consistently over the last 2 years are his ears (none cauliflowered for such a wrassler) his hgh nose and hands and his sons fat fucking jelly belly and bingo wings.

brian is knocking people out in the masters. despite never having landed a clean shot in the ring. and brian name the competitive boxer who you are in with? his age and height are irrelevant as its matched on weight. its such a shame all the bits where you look good are never captured and the other bits where you look like a downs syndrome kid who has won a competition to go in a boxing ring are readily available. as for you not being allowed to spar certain people- absolute bullshit. you cant land a fucking shot. not one. and walk onto fucking jabs.

also brian you will be doping in the ring the boxing club should be informed. you are too scared to fight clean. i genuinely hope you end up like gerald mclellan. spencer is already half way there

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5589 on: August 05, 2026, 08:23:35 AM »
19 inch neck lolololol

Idiots neck, is legitimately 14.5 maybe 15 on a slim fit dress shirt.

I’m guessing the iron was left in kitty Hawk

The hair transplant is filling in nicely. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5590 on: August 05, 2026, 08:35:13 AM »
19 inch neck lolololol

Idiots neck, is legitimately 14.5 maybe 15 on a slim fit dress shirt.

I’m guessing the iron was left in kitty Hawk
That's just an illusion because of his massive frame

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5591 on: August 05, 2026, 08:54:28 AM »
Law school i guess is a another failed endeavor.  maybe Bhank and mayweather can commiserate on a second run at life.     

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5592 on: August 05, 2026, 09:12:50 AM »
Law school i guess is a another failed endeavor.  maybe Bhank and mayweather can commiserate on a second run at life.     

If Kim Kardashian can do it so can our Bhanky.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5593 on: August 05, 2026, 09:17:34 AM »
If Kim Kardashian can do it so can our Bhanky.

She has more brains and brawn than Hanky.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5594 on: August 05, 2026, 09:25:48 AM »
She has more brains and brawn than Hanky.

She isnt as fake as Brian...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5595 on: August 05, 2026, 09:47:01 AM »
She isnt as fake as Brian...

She went to Law School.   Bhank still can't get it in or up for that endeavor. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5596 on: August 05, 2026, 10:25:38 AM »
She has more brains and brawn than Hanky.   

And a better chest.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5597 on: August 05, 2026, 10:27:29 AM »
She went to Law School.   Bhank still can't get it in or up for that endeavor. 

Actually I think she self-studied and took the bar exam which is allowed where she lives.
Did not attend law school.
She has not passed the bar exam yet.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5598 on: August 05, 2026, 10:50:25 AM »
Look at his eyes in the above picture, where he is wearing a shirt. He is lost and depressed.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5599 on: August 05, 2026, 10:55:52 AM »
he looks like he's been crying

he only cries when people mock his neck size...