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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5925 on: August 22, 2026, 10:41:21 AM »
Hankins and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender says ….

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5926 on: August 22, 2026, 01:24:00 PM »
That´s just weird Bro  :-\

What’s weird? You shopping for training bras despite not having a daughter?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5927 on: August 22, 2026, 04:11:22 PM »
That´s just weird Bro  :-\

its called a joke ...

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2261794064291974

Why dont you have another misguided attempt at trying to whip up a posse to go after another poster?

Everytime you do it it backfires on you

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5928 on: August 22, 2026, 04:12:33 PM »
Hankins and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender says ….to the pig, what the fuck are you hanging about with that loser for?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5929 on: August 22, 2026, 07:04:34 PM »
Hankins and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender says ….

To his coworker, “how much money does this guy have, because that pig is way out of his league.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5930 on: August 23, 2026, 03:14:13 AM »
Hankins and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender says ….

..Brian you know you are barred....get out... what would you like to drink Porky?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5931 on: August 23, 2026, 03:14:30 AM »
What’s weird? You me shopping for training bras Jock straps  despite not having any daughter? Balls?
FFS..Bro   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5932 on: August 23, 2026, 03:38:08 AM »
Dugdale is like John Holmes when he stands near the "Angry Inch" Wood-Healy Hankins.
Hung like an amoeba...  LOL


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5933 on: August 23, 2026, 08:36:16 AM »
Dugdale is like John Holmes when he stands near the "Angry Inch" Wood-Healy Hankins.
Hung like an amoeba...  LOL



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5934 on: August 23, 2026, 09:26:49 AM »
..Brian you know you are barred....get out... what would you like to drink Porky?
Good ones.

Bartender says to the pig “get him outta here you know we don’t serve lawyers”. Hankins later posts to Facebook “a bartender thought I was a lawyer already”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5935 on: August 23, 2026, 09:29:50 AM »
Hankins and a pig walk into a bar. The bartender says ….

Barman: is that the pig you've been fucking?
Bri: this is my pet, I adopted him yesterday
Barman: I wasn't talking to you

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5936 on: August 23, 2026, 09:32:31 AM »
Dugdale is like John Holmes when he stands near the "Angry Inch" Wood-Healy Hankins.
Hung like an amoeba...  LOL



Some in this photo series also make him look like mongoloid Hitler.

No chance he’s starting law school tomorrow if he’s not crowing it on Facebook today. He has zero impulse control

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5937 on: August 23, 2026, 09:33:24 AM »
FFS..Bro   :D

Donny you are obsessed with my genitalia. Which is normal for most gay men, but most tend to be discreet, not pervy  creeps.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5938 on: August 24, 2026, 05:47:00 AM »
Its going down in NYC.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5939 on: August 24, 2026, 05:51:36 AM »
Its going down in NYC.

Hell yeah! This is great for Getbig. Congrats and good luck bhanks! Love that purple banner and the seersucker suit (Vince G approved). Is this a HBUC?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5940 on: August 24, 2026, 05:54:42 AM »
Its going down in NYC.

Whoa - I'm in NYC area - WTF is this nonsense from Hanky Panky.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5941 on: August 24, 2026, 05:55:48 AM »
My sources say it’s NYU. Bhanks has blown Getbiggers’ minds this morning! Wow

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5942 on: August 24, 2026, 05:58:51 AM »
My sources say it’s NYU. Bhanks has blown Getbiggers’ minds this morning! Wow

No FNG way -  that requires an LSAT score in top 1% which we know he did not get and the cost is over 100k a year. 

"Annual tuition at the New York University School of Law is $87,312 for the 2026–2027 academic year. When factoring in mandatory registration, health and tech fees, housing, food, books, and insurance, the total estimated annual cost of attendance reaches approximately $127,668."

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5943 on: August 24, 2026, 05:59:45 AM »
No FNG way -  that requires an LSAT score in top 1% which we know he did not get and the cost is over 100k a year.

He’s got connections! Take a look at the banner.

This is from their LinkedIn profile:

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5944 on: August 24, 2026, 06:00:31 AM »
 :o  Hahaha.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5945 on: August 24, 2026, 06:01:12 AM »
He’s got connections!

Clegg, Coop, Spaulding, and the roughneck boxer rapper  don't count

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5946 on: August 24, 2026, 06:02:00 AM »
Its going down in NYC.


Nice tie knot bum

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5947 on: August 24, 2026, 06:16:56 AM »
Good luck at NYU bhanks! Already proving the haters wrong

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5948 on: August 24, 2026, 06:19:36 AM »
The haters are sick with grief.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5949 on: August 24, 2026, 06:20:28 AM »
No FNG way -  that requires an LSAT score in top 1% which we know he did not get and the cost is over 100k a year. 

"Annual tuition at the New York University School of Law is $87,312 for the 2026–2027 academic year. When factoring in mandatory registration, health and tech fees, housing, food, books, and insurance, the total estimated annual cost of attendance reaches approximately $127,668."

Its OK, his crimal recrod and JKK paperwork is already on its way...

He will be strict curling again by September