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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6075 on: August 26, 2026, 05:24:18 AM »
This moron is absolutely clueless beyond belief.  He is 48-49 yo?    MINIMUM - its takes 3 years to graduate law school and that is full time in person.  Not sure how this online Cracker Jack aka French Toast school works.  it seems like a complete scam.

THEN - you have to take the bar exam usually in July or so after 3L is over.  The results typically take months to come back.  At least that is how it worked in New York.   Then, assuming you passed, you had to wait for the character and fitness interview, the swearing in, etc.   

Hanky will never see the inside of courtroom for years unless its in handcuffs which will be far more familiar to him.       

All true but personally, I think doing degrees is one of the easier commitments you can make (in terms of for the time you put in). It's ingrained into most of us to get through school.  It's not really that hard to stick at it.  Obviously, it's difficult at times but I think you're less likely to question something like that than say, when your boxing trainer asks you to work on the fundamentals first.  It's probably the fact that there is a timetable involved.  You know exactly what you're doing for the next 4 years, it's very easy to just turn up and do it.  I actually think he can stick at it.  It isn't open ended tuition/progression like any of his other pursuits - it's just be here, do this work and get it done and move on.  It's not that hard to stay doing something when it's totally on the rails and all you're doing is staying on them.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6076 on: August 26, 2026, 05:25:41 AM »
Bhanky loves to buy stuff for his new hobbies.

Now that "being a law student" is his new hobby, he is buying lawyer clothes.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6077 on: August 26, 2026, 05:35:02 AM »
Now that I think of it, it was always interesting on first lecture back, Day 1 of the new year.  Always less people

Will Brian be able to stick to it when it is no longer novel? 

We shall see.

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« Reply #6078 on: August 26, 2026, 05:35:20 AM »
All true but personally, I think doing degrees is one of the easier commitments you can make (in terms of for the time you put in). It's ingrained into most of us to get through school.  It's not really that hard to stick at it.  Obviously, it's difficult at times but I think you're less likely to question something like that than say, when your boxing trainer asks you to work on the fundamentals first.  It's probably the fact that there is a timetable involved.  You know exactly what you're doing for the next 4 years, it's very easy to just turn up and do it.  I actually think he can stick at it.  It isn't open ended tuition/progression like any of his other pursuits - it's just be here, do this work and get it done and move on.  It's not that hard to stay doing something when it's totally on the rails and all you're doing is staying on them.

Maybe this latest quest of his will finally humble and stabilize him in the ways strict curl, BB, MMA , car racing, etc never could.   

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« Reply #6079 on: August 26, 2026, 05:36:25 AM »
Now that I think of it, it was always interesting on first lecture back, Day 1 of the new year.  Always less people

Will Brian be able to stick to it when it is no longer novel? 

We shall see.

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Wait till Bhanks has to start preparing for finals every semester.    . . . . . .   He has no idea what he signed up for 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6080 on: August 26, 2026, 05:57:31 AM »
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« Reply #6081 on: August 26, 2026, 05:58:49 AM »

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« Reply #6082 on: August 26, 2026, 06:00:49 AM »
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It's absolute fascinating how thick he lays it on for a new pursuit and how cunning his ways of bringing it back up truly are.

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« Reply #6083 on: August 26, 2026, 06:04:10 AM »
Wait till Bhanks has to start preparing for finals every semester.    . . . . . .   He has no idea what he signed up for 

Meh, you accept your life is over for X weeks and live through it.  Sure, I'm still 20+ years later getting the occasional bad dream where there's an exam the next day and I've done nothing and get to relive the exaggerated version of the panic of finals, but that's life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6084 on: August 26, 2026, 06:22:31 AM »
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Hmm any getbiggers still homeless, living in their car?
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« Reply #6085 on: August 26, 2026, 06:31:41 AM »
Hmm any getbiggers still homeless, living in their car?

Apple and yogurt? Shizzo ruled out.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6086 on: August 26, 2026, 06:33:48 AM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6087 on: August 26, 2026, 06:53:22 AM »
Theoretically, if he stopped self sabotaging by challenging getbiggers to take him down, he could make it. I've heard of such cases before.

He could have just kept his head down for a few weeks and gotten in and acclimated then dropped a casual post that he was in law school for weeks, and it's going fine.  Instead he is so delusional and attention starved he takes all the pictures and makes all these posts.  Anyone who willingly associates with an obvious narcissist deserves what they get.

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« Reply #6088 on: August 26, 2026, 06:58:20 AM »
Now that I think of it, it was always interesting on first lecture back, Day 1 of the new year.  Always less people

Will Brian be able to stick to it when it is no longer novel? 

We shall see.

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Stick to it in this case seems to involve rolling out of bed and logging on a few times a week, maybe a paper or test here and there

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6089 on: August 26, 2026, 07:01:27 AM »
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He`s in Springfield alright........I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6090 on: August 26, 2026, 07:02:47 AM »
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How does he know it was a homeless person and not just someone who doesn't like him?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6091 on: August 26, 2026, 07:03:22 AM »
How does he know it was a homeless person and not just someone who doesn't like him?

Because there wasn't a giant shit left on the dash

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« Reply #6092 on: August 26, 2026, 07:06:33 AM »
Because there wasn't a giant shit left on the dash

Still, it seems a little presumptuous to state that the offender was homeless. How does he know? Or is he just trying to assert superiority?

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« Reply #6093 on: August 26, 2026, 07:40:45 AM »
Still, it seems a little presumptuous to state that the offender was homeless. How does he know? Or is he just trying to assert superiority?

Who gives a shit  :D

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« Reply #6094 on: August 26, 2026, 08:04:10 AM »
All true but personally, I think doing degrees is one of the easier commitments you can make (in terms of for the time you put in). It's ingrained into most of us to get through school.  It's not really that hard to stick at it.  Obviously, it's difficult at times but I think you're less likely to question something like that than say, when your boxing trainer asks you to work on the fundamentals first.  It's probably the fact that there is a timetable involved.  You know exactly what you're doing for the next 4 years, it's very easy to just turn up and do it.  I actually think he can stick at it.  It isn't open ended tuition/progression like any of his other pursuits - it's just be here, do this work and get it done and move on.  It's not that hard to stay doing something when it's totally on the rails and all you're doing is staying on them.

care to list the things Brian has "stuck with" over the last 4 years?

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« Reply #6095 on: August 26, 2026, 08:32:22 AM »
care to list the things Brian has "stuck with" over the last 4 years?
Steroids, being a piece of shit, having a huge ego, chicken legs, a shitty diet, lying on the internet....plenty of examples.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6096 on: August 26, 2026, 08:34:26 AM »
Steroids, being a piece of shit, having a huge ego, chicken legs, a shitty diet, lying on the internet....plenty of examples.

Posting on the Fit over 50 FB page despite not being 50.   

Eating like a slob.

Arguing with everyone over everything. 

Being universally despised coast to coast. 


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6097 on: August 26, 2026, 09:01:39 AM »
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Maybe it was his dinner guest that ended up in a ditch?

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« Reply #6098 on: August 26, 2026, 09:08:12 AM »
According to Bhank - the govt is paying him to go to school so long as he gets a Govt job after school.  Ok  - so he graduates at 51 yo and gets admitted at 52 allegedly.   Then how long is he working for the state before he can work on his own?   So he is what 57-58 at best under best case scenario when he becomes Mr. Estate Planner?   

What a complete farce.   He is not even making past this first semester with his caustic and horrible attitude towards the professors and others there.  Additionally, since this is online and not in person, we all know how lazy he is.   He will never do the work having to be self directed. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6099 on: August 26, 2026, 09:17:56 AM »
How does he know it was a homeless person and not just someone who doesn't like him?

there are likely way more people that don't like him than there are homeless people.


Reality is.. it probably didn't happen, he just wanted to mention his law books