Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Grape Ape]

This is not a Brian only type problem, but Hankins, like many his age, has not upgraded his wardrobe to keep up with the times.

Remember, he still wears the cargo shorts to the knee.

[joswift]

This is the same person who swears up and down his neck is 19 inches and he can’t buy off the rack clothes. Lol that neck is maybe 15 inches at best.

Neckzilla neck 20 inches



brian at 19. 

[Rambone]

This is not a Brian only type problem, but Hankins, like many his age, has not upgraded his wardrobe to keep up with the times.

Remember, he still wears the cargo shorts to the knee.

Don’t forget about the belt

[joswift]

his head looks like a number 8

[wes]

Not anymore. The school has undergone a last minute renovation prior to fall classes starting. All law classrooms have undergone a doorway widening project in order to comply with the The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) after an unidentified law student threatened the school with legal action after he couldn’t fit his head through the door.

[Soul Crusher]

My dude got the Sally Jesse Raphaels on -

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"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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Maybe he will finally fit in with all the other misfits over there getting robbed blind who will never be real lawyers. 

[Soul Crusher]

"The median starting salary for graduates of Western New England University School of Law is approximately $61,384, with reported median starting figures around $48,821 to $61,000 depending on the specific employment sector and geographic reporting.

Salary and Employment: Around $61,384 for recent graduates entering the workforce.

Alternative Estimates: General regional data listings place median starting compensation near $48,821 for specific local or public-sector placements.

Employment Rate: Roughly 75% to 90.9% of graduates are employed within 10 months of graduation.

Common Paths: A large portion of graduates secure positions in small law firms, solo practices, or regional public service within the local Massachusetts community."



_    Moron is spending at least 150k to get a law degree from French Toast Law School and 3-4 years not in the workforce at 50 years old for this?

[keanu]

"The median starting salary for graduates of Western New England University School of Law is approximately $61,384, with reported median starting figures around $48,821 to $61,000 depending on the specific employment sector and geographic reporting.

Salary and Employment: Around $61,384 for recent graduates entering the workforce.

Alternative Estimates: General regional data listings place median starting compensation near $48,821 for specific local or public-sector placements.

Employment Rate: Roughly 75% to 90.9% of graduates are employed within 10 months of graduation.

Common Paths: A large portion of graduates secure positions in small law firms, solo practices, or regional public service within the local Massachusetts community."



_    Moron is spending at least 150k to get a law degree from French Toast Law School and 3-4 years not in the workforce at 50 years old for this?

  Brian has no intention of graduating. He can stretch it out forever, or claim Getbig got him tossed out. Either way it gets EM off his back. He'll be back to being high all day and surfing the internet.

[Rambone]

"The median starting salary for graduates of Western New England University School of Law is approximately $61,384, with reported median starting figures around $48,821 to $61,000 depending on the specific employment sector and geographic reporting.

Salary and Employment: Around $61,384 for recent graduates entering the workforce.

Alternative Estimates: General regional data listings place median starting compensation near $48,821 for specific local or public-sector placements.

Employment Rate: Roughly 75% to 90.9% of graduates are employed within 10 months of graduation.

Common Paths: A large portion of graduates secure positions in small law firms, solo practices, or regional public service within the local Massachusetts community."



_    Moron is spending at least 150k to get a law degree from French Toast Law School and 3-4 years not in the workforce at 50 years old for this?

Should’ve just went to paralegal school. Same pay. Cheaper tuition. Same bitchwork at the firm.