This moron is absolutely clueless beyond belief. He is 48-49 yo? MINIMUM - its takes 3 years to graduate law school and that is full time in person. Not sure how this online Cracker Jack aka French Toast school works. it seems like a complete scam.
THEN - you have to take the bar exam usually in July or so after 3L is over. The results typically take months to come back. At least that is how it worked in New York. Then, assuming you passed, you had to wait for the character and fitness interview, the swearing in, etc.
Hanky will never see the inside of courtroom for years unless its in handcuffs which will be far more familiar to him.