Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Grape Ape]

This is not a Brian only type problem, but Hankins, like many his age, has not upgraded his wardrobe to keep up with the times.

Remember, he still wears the cargo shorts to the knee.

[joswift]

This is the same person who swears up and down his neck is 19 inches and he can’t buy off the rack clothes. Lol that neck is maybe 15 inches at best.

Neckzilla neck 20 inches



brian at 19. 

[Rambone]

This is not a Brian only type problem, but Hankins, like many his age, has not upgraded his wardrobe to keep up with the times.

Remember, he still wears the cargo shorts to the knee.

Don’t forget about the belt

[joswift]

his head looks like a number 8

[wes]

Not anymore. The school has undergone a last minute renovation prior to fall classes starting. All law classrooms have undergone a doorway widening project in order to comply with the The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) after an unidentified law student threatened the school with legal action after he couldn’t fit his head through the door.

[Soul Crusher]

My dude got the Sally Jesse Raphaels on -

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"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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Maybe he will finally fit in with all the other misfits over there getting robbed blind who will never be real lawyers. 

[Soul Crusher]

"The median starting salary for graduates of Western New England University School of Law is approximately $61,384, with reported median starting figures around $48,821 to $61,000 depending on the specific employment sector and geographic reporting.

Salary and Employment: Around $61,384 for recent graduates entering the workforce.

Alternative Estimates: General regional data listings place median starting compensation near $48,821 for specific local or public-sector placements.

Employment Rate: Roughly 75% to 90.9% of graduates are employed within 10 months of graduation.

Common Paths: A large portion of graduates secure positions in small law firms, solo practices, or regional public service within the local Massachusetts community."



_    Moron is spending at least 150k to get a law degree from French Toast Law School and 3-4 years not in the workforce at 50 years old for this?

[keanu]

"The median starting salary for graduates of Western New England University School of Law is approximately $61,384, with reported median starting figures around $48,821 to $61,000 depending on the specific employment sector and geographic reporting.

Salary and Employment: Around $61,384 for recent graduates entering the workforce.

Alternative Estimates: General regional data listings place median starting compensation near $48,821 for specific local or public-sector placements.

Employment Rate: Roughly 75% to 90.9% of graduates are employed within 10 months of graduation.

Common Paths: A large portion of graduates secure positions in small law firms, solo practices, or regional public service within the local Massachusetts community."



_    Moron is spending at least 150k to get a law degree from French Toast Law School and 3-4 years not in the workforce at 50 years old for this?

  Brian has no intention of graduating. He can stretch it out forever, or claim Getbig got him tossed out. Either way it gets EM off his back. He'll be back to being high all day and surfing the internet.

[Rambone]

"The median starting salary for graduates of Western New England University School of Law is approximately $61,384, with reported median starting figures around $48,821 to $61,000 depending on the specific employment sector and geographic reporting.

Salary and Employment: Around $61,384 for recent graduates entering the workforce.

Alternative Estimates: General regional data listings place median starting compensation near $48,821 for specific local or public-sector placements.

Employment Rate: Roughly 75% to 90.9% of graduates are employed within 10 months of graduation.

Common Paths: A large portion of graduates secure positions in small law firms, solo practices, or regional public service within the local Massachusetts community."



_    Moron is spending at least 150k to get a law degree from French Toast Law School and 3-4 years not in the workforce at 50 years old for this?

Bhanks is on an athletic scholarship. Most Getbiggers would’ve taken the easier road and would’ve gone to paralegal school. Same pay. Cheaper tuition. Same bitchwork at the firm as the new guy. Not bhanks. The road less traveled of peace…..

[IroNat]

Funny stuff, gents!

[Soul Crusher]

Bhanks is on an athletic scholarship. Most Getbiggers would’ve taken the easier road and would’ve gone to paralegal school. Same pay. Cheaper tuition. Same bitchwork at the firm as the new guy. Not bhanks. The road less traveled of peace…..

Some of those heffers in the video would pummel Hanks in boxing or MMA

[Grape Ape]

Looks like the non-lawyer is calling out SC hardcore.

Also, more importantly, the dude had to apologize for his tone on DAY ONE?

What a buffoon.

[joswift]

  Brian has no intention of graduating. He can stretch it out forever, or claim Getbig got him tossed out. Either way it gets EM off his back. He'll be back to being high all day and surfing the internet.

that will be the first time Brian hasnt lied....

[joswift]

Brian takes a swipe at Soul Crusher

[WrongAdvices]

Brian worked well into his 20s then did fuck-all for twenty plus years.

Day one: Seersucker
Day two: Sopranos
Day three:  Zoot suit?

[joswift]

Brian worked well into his 20s then did fuck-all for twenty plus years.

Day one: Seersucker
Day two: Sopranos
Day three:  Zoot suit?

his dad dying made him and ruined him at the same time...

I think Ems waiting for his Mum to die because shes very wealthy in her own right.

once the money is all in Brains account then she will be gone like Road Runner

[IroNat]

Those of us in the "Brian Hankins Fan Club" are pulling for you, Bhanky!

[joswift]

Those of us in the "Brian Hankins Fan Club" are pulling for you, Bhanky!

that must have been when it was two for one tickets

[Soul Crusher]

Looks like the non-lawyer is calling out SC hardcore.

Also, more importantly, the dude had to apologize for his tone on DAY ONE?

What a buffoon.

I've been a lawyer  - admitted and practicing - for 26 years.   Mr. French Toast can pipe up once he passes the bar exam in 4 years from now, thats' if he makes it past this week.   

[Soul Crusher]

Brian takes a swipe at Soul Crusher

Seems like I hit a nerve.  What a liar.   What else is new with him.  No one pays a 48 yo man with a criminal record to go to law school.   Possibly the only angle I can think of Em found a program for convicts to go to school and rehab she got him into.  For her she get's him out of her hair and for this idiot he thinks he is going to get a lawyer job at 54 YO for the State of NC doing whatever.   

[Soul Crusher]

Looks like the non-lawyer is calling out SC hardcore.

Also, more importantly, the dude had to apologize for his tone on DAY ONE?

What a buffoon.

Hey hanky Panky - why didnt you pick a local school in N.C. since that is where you plan on living and practicing? 

[Grape Ape]

I've been a lawyer  - admitted and practicing - for 26 years.   Mr. French Toast can pipe up once he passes the bar exam in 4 years from now, thats' if he makes it past this week.   

Did you use an inappropriate tone with your professor on day one and have to apologize?