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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6050 on: August 25, 2026, 06:08:23 PM »
He’s getting paid and taking a loan but his net cost is $12k? For being a CFA he should be better at math but he’s never worked as a CFA……

One of the key components of the student loan forgiveness Hankins is forgetting is that you have to make 120 payments while employed with the state, 10 years of gainful employment. LOL

Seriously lol at the idea of him keeping a job 10 years.

As a Certified Financial Analyst he was moving appliances for Home Depot, as a Lawyer maybe he will be mowing lawns for the city?

Also the student loan forgiveness program is on hiatus. It might not be in 5 years but he should know this.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6051 on: August 25, 2026, 06:21:05 PM »
Those of us in the "Brian Hankins Fan Club" are pulling for you, Bhanky!



Is this pic from his school FTU (French Toast University)?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6052 on: August 25, 2026, 06:29:37 PM »
“Not a convict. Don't have a criminal record. Never been to any kind of rehab. I will also be 51 not 54 when I graduate. Lawyers can work well into their 70s. I have plenty of time. My scholarship and loan info is below. The federal government is giving me 12k a year in addition to covering the shortfall of my 30k annual merit scholarship.
My out-of-pocket cost is negative 12k. 30k in scholarship 32k in loans tuition is only 50k The government is giving me 12k a year for expenses they are buying my food and gear for the next 4 years. If I get a government job it gets forgiven. If I don't get any job I don't pay and they can not come after my assets. If I get a non-government job I make plenty of money to pay it back. 
I want to go into bankruptcy Law, taxes, estate and trust. My CFA designation will go well with that. I should be very marketable when I graduate. But regardless if anyone hires me or not I can practice law on my own. I can just sign up for the court appointed list that pays 65 an hour in NC.  Be mad.”
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6053 on: August 25, 2026, 06:59:22 PM »
Too bad they don't have a cure for fuckface-itis!

"The kid's cousin, Sal Iccuzo, Sal was at this place in the city, supposedly on business. He saw Hankins holding hands with a guy with nipple rings....".

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"I can just sign up for the court appointed list that pays 65 an hour in NC.  Be mad.”


The crims will have Hankins on speed dial. Can you imagine all the ineffective counsel reversals he'll have. Best case scenario, he'll be a parking ticket chaser like Em was in her early days.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6054 on: August 25, 2026, 08:20:29 PM »
“Not a convict. Don't have a criminal record. Never been to any kind of rehab. I will also be 51 not 54 when I graduate. Lawyers can work well into their 70s. I have plenty of time. My scholarship and loan info is below. The federal government is giving me 12k a year in addition to covering the shortfall of my 30k annual merit scholarship.
My out-of-pocket cost is negative 12k. 30k in scholarship 32k in loans tuition is only 50k The government is giving me 12k a year for expenses they are buying my food and gear for the next 4 years. If I get a government job it gets forgiven. If I don't get any job I don't pay and they can not come after my assets. If I get a non-government job I make plenty of money to pay it back. 
I want to go into bankruptcy Law, taxes, estate and trust. My CFA designation will go well with that. I should be very marketable when I graduate. But regardless if anyone hires me or not I can practice law on my own. I can just sign up for the court appointed list that pays 65 an hour in NC.  Be mad.”
   Soul Crusher is 30 years ahead of Brian. I'm retiring in 2 years at 54. What type of idiot is this guy for thinking people are jealous of him for starting a career at 52 as a lawyer with a rap sheet as long as a novel? Dumbass.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6055 on: August 25, 2026, 08:24:18 PM »
   Sooul Crusher is 30 years ahead of Brian, but the guy is clueless. If he wants to work into his 70s, he's delusional. Dead by 55.

He's clearly found the crack dealers in Springfield.  This whole endeavor smacks of another Strict Curl farce.  Like a Law and Order episode where they track down the perp at a Strict Curl Meet.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6056 on: August 25, 2026, 08:34:58 PM »
32S suit jacket

Idiots posting a  200 dollar suit jackets thinking that’s top end.

Talk when you are wearing Bironi . It’s well above his trailer trash wardrobe

Brian, stick to smoking weed and french toast.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6057 on: August 25, 2026, 09:27:15 PM »
Similar energy -

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You look like you were playing dress up in your daddy's old clothes.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6058 on: August 25, 2026, 10:17:17 PM »
32S suit jacket

Idiots posting a  200 dollar suit jackets thinking that’s top end.

Talk when you are wearing Bironi . It’s well above his trailer trash wardrobe

Brian, stick to smoking weed and french toast.

He's like a puppet dancing on a string for us, dancing and lying and shitting and raging.  Who buys new suits for an online law school?

Fit on the suits reminds me of the Dave Chappelle Crackhead skit

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6059 on: August 25, 2026, 10:22:26 PM »
“Not a convict. Don't have a criminal record. Never been to any kind of rehab. I will also be 51 not 54 when I graduate. Lawyers can work well into their 70s. I have plenty of time. My scholarship and loan info is below. The federal government is giving me 12k a year in addition to covering the shortfall of my 30k annual merit scholarship.
My out-of-pocket cost is negative 12k. 30k in scholarship 32k in loans tuition is only 50k The government is giving me 12k a year for expenses they are buying my food and gear for the next 4 years. If I get a government job it gets forgiven. If I don't get any job I don't pay and they can not come after my assets. If I get a non-government job I make plenty of money to pay it back. 
I want to go into bankruptcy Law, taxes, estate and trust. My CFA designation will go well with that. I should be very marketable when I graduate. But regardless if anyone hires me or not I can practice law on my own. I can just sign up for the court appointed list that pays 65 an hour in NC.  Be mad.”

https://www.scribd.com/document/854243129/BrianWoodHealyHankins-TruthfinderReport

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6060 on: August 25, 2026, 10:48:30 PM »
FFS So the Elephant headed retarded spastic Bianca is reading Getbig  & replying
To post on his FB account  🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It must be driving him mad he cannot reply directly on here.
Dear Bianca do hurry up & get run over or just Fuck off permanently,
WTF must your misses think of your idiotic childish behaviour. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6061 on: August 26, 2026, 12:57:32 AM »
"The kid's cousin, Sal Iccuzo, Sal was at this place in the city, supposedly on business. He saw Hankins holding hands with a guy with nipple rings....".

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The crims will have Hankins on speed dial. Can you imagine all the ineffective counsel reversals he'll have. Best case scenario, he'll be a parking ticket chaser like Em was in her early days.

I’m not gonna condemn the man off the word of some douchebag from Yonkers!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6062 on: August 26, 2026, 02:28:03 AM »
I'd like to know his secret to being so optimistic about the future. I wish I could have that and become a lawyer, that seems like a really good career choice.

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« Reply #6063 on: August 26, 2026, 02:47:03 AM »
I'd like to know his secret to being so optimistic delusional about the future. I wish I could have that and become a lawyer, that seems like a really good career choice.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6064 on: August 26, 2026, 02:48:25 AM »
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Theoretically, if he stopped self sabotaging by challenging getbiggers to take him down, he could make it. I've heard of such cases before.

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« Reply #6065 on: August 26, 2026, 02:50:51 AM »
Theoretically, if he stopped self sabotaging by challenging getbiggers to take him down, he could make it. I've heard of such cases before.

I would love to hear your examples...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6066 on: August 26, 2026, 02:54:58 AM »
I would love to hear your examples...

I read about them in the newspaper a few times in my life, maybe it was fake.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6067 on: August 26, 2026, 03:11:02 AM »
He’s getting paid and taking a loan but his net cost is $12k? For being a CFA he should be better at math but he’s never worked as a CFA……

One of the key components of the student loan forgiveness Hankins is forgetting is that you have to make 120 payments while employed with the state, 10 years of gainful employment. LOL

Seriously lol at the idea of him keeping a job 10 years.

As a Certified Financial Analyst he was moving appliances for Home Depot, as a Lawyer maybe he will be mowing lawns for the city?

Also the student loan forgiveness program is on hiatus. It might not be in 5 years but he should know this.

Come on, Dave. Escape reality for a little bit and let bhanks and us enjoy the ride. If you have a maid, ask for drugs.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6068 on: August 26, 2026, 03:25:46 AM »
Quite the juxtaposition, using the word "drip" and wanting to be taken seriously as a potential lawyer... or a person over 30.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6069 on: August 26, 2026, 03:52:42 AM »
I read about them in the newspaper a few times in my life, maybe it was fake.

i knew you had no examples...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6070 on: August 26, 2026, 04:00:01 AM »
"The kid's cousin, Sal Iccuzo, Sal was at this place in the city, supposedly on business. He saw Hankins holding hands with a guy with nipple rings....".

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The crims will have Hankins on speed dial. Can you imagine all the ineffective counsel reversals he'll have. Best case scenario, he'll be a parking ticket chaser like Em was in her early days.



“Youre leaving out the best part”…

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« Reply #6071 on: August 26, 2026, 04:08:47 AM »
Quite the juxtaposition, using the word "drip" and wanting to be taken seriously as a potential lawyer... or a person over 30.

Meanwhile at the orientation mixer with the electric skateboard in-hand…..


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6072 on: August 26, 2026, 05:12:55 AM »
This moron is absolutely clueless beyond belief.  He is 48-49 yo?    MINIMUM - its takes 3 years to graduate law school and that is full time in person.  Not sure how this online Cracker Jack aka French Toast school works.  it seems like a complete scam.

THEN - you have to take the bar exam usually in July or so after 3L is over.  The results typically take months to come back.  At least that is how it worked in New York.   Then, assuming you passed, you had to wait for the character and fitness interview, the swearing in, etc.   

Hanky will never see the inside of courtroom for years unless its in handcuffs which will be far more familiar to him.       

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6073 on: August 26, 2026, 05:16:58 AM »
Meanwhile at the orientation mixer with the electric skateboard in-hand…..



Hah - but Brian doesn't give a flying fuck about being liked.  He is already competing with his classmates/professors on day 1.   He will absolutely fit the arrogant asshole lawyer stereotype like a glove.  It was made for him. 

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« Reply #6074 on: August 26, 2026, 05:21:10 AM »

Likely - not 100% positive - add another 2k and 6 months to this charade on the back end.   

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