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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6150 on: August 26, 2026, 04:14:17 PM »
I wonder what his new alias is for this school?
  Brian Stinespring.

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« Reply #6151 on: August 26, 2026, 04:16:15 PM »
  Brian Stinespring.

He should go with Bryan Steinspringer. It sounds Jewier

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6152 on: August 26, 2026, 04:19:48 PM »
Hankins explains his internet law schoolering in response to SC wondering how it will work -

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I'm jealous, the other students get to see a high as fuck Hankins on Zoom.

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« Reply #6153 on: August 26, 2026, 04:23:28 PM »
Hankins explains his internet law schoolering in response to SC wondering how it will work -

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I'm jealous, the other students get to see a high as fuck Hankins on Zoom.

The few Fb followers he has must be very confused. Except Spaulding. He already gets it!

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« Reply #6154 on: August 26, 2026, 04:31:22 PM »
The few Fb followers he has must be very confused. Except Spaulding. He already gets it!

121 friends, averaging 2 responses per post. I do love annoyed old queen Spaulding. I also kinda like the arrogant Hankins, I can see why he never hid the fact that he shits himself, he probably feels he's doing you a favor by letting you smell the essence.

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« Reply #6155 on: August 26, 2026, 04:32:31 PM »
He is getting his law degree through Zoom while stoned out of his mind?  LOL. With AI on the side, these exams should be proctored properly. Using Zoom is garbage. Another Hankins sham!

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« Reply #6156 on: August 26, 2026, 04:49:53 PM »
Hankins explains his internet law schoolering in response to SC wondering how it will work -

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I'm jealous, the other students get to see a high as fuck Hankins on Zoom.

Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

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« Reply #6157 on: August 26, 2026, 04:51:47 PM »
Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?
  Hanky wants to compete in the Nationals via Zoom.

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« Reply #6158 on: August 26, 2026, 04:52:14 PM »
Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

As long as colleges get paid their money, they couldn’t care less.

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« Reply #6159 on: August 26, 2026, 05:17:27 PM »
121 friends, averaging 2 responses per post. I do love annoyed old queen Spaulding. I also kinda like the arrogant Hankins, I can see why he never hid the fact that he shits himself, he probably feels he's doing you a favor by letting you smell the essence.

I think you mean zesty Hankins

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« Reply #6160 on: August 26, 2026, 06:46:01 PM »
Hankins explaining how real lawyers use zoom all the time makes me realize he’s really researched this profession and he’s not joking around here.

I figured SC knew more about being a lawyer working out of a broom closet saving money on overhead expenses, but computers and the internet is the future of law. Hankins will have an AI team working for him soon!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6161 on: August 26, 2026, 06:48:13 PM »
Side note  it would be great if Vince could contract Hankins for prepaid legal services at an extreme discount before Hankins is well established.

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« Reply #6162 on: August 26, 2026, 07:27:16 PM »
Who the hell tries to flex in a Brooks Brothers suit?

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« Reply #6163 on: August 26, 2026, 08:17:17 PM »
Who the hell tries to flex in a Brooks Brothers suit?

The same guy who brags about showing up to the second day of class before the professor.

Or the same dude who brags about how he’s going to make before he’s completed a week of schoolwork.

Or the same individual who brags about having the ability to work into his 70s despite not working on a consistent basis in the last 20 years.

This guy is a clueless halfwit. He’s a CFA who hauled dishwashers for fun.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6164 on: August 26, 2026, 09:21:23 PM »
Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

He's getting in on the wave of the future:  OnlyFans Law School

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6165 on: August 26, 2026, 09:22:56 PM »
Making a post on Facebook about someone called 'Soul Crusher.'  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6166 on: August 26, 2026, 09:25:21 PM »
Side note  it would be great if Vince could contract Hankins for prepaid legal services at an extreme discount before Hankins is well established.

Vince could set up a sign for Hankins at the Flea Markets and get a 10% cut, the ultimate shelf-pull.  Heck, get DJ181 involved and get a dick-shelf pull too.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6167 on: August 26, 2026, 10:21:26 PM »
This thread made me realize soul crusher has it made.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6168 on: August 26, 2026, 10:23:46 PM »
Making a post on Facebook about someone called 'Soul Crusher.'  ;D

Would be kinda funny if he did me next

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6169 on: August 26, 2026, 11:52:23 PM »
Extremely selective, "35 seats for 100 people"  :D

"Extremely selective"  ;D

As dumb and delusional as ever

I'll give you an example of what highly selective means Hanky since apparently you've never been in such a situation and don't understand what it means - in 2021 there were two open positions in a company I interviewed for. VC-funded startup, 150 people in total. 4 rounds of interviews. Different people each time, from multiple departments including the CTO and CEO. They ended up hiring just me, the other position was left vacant.

Much later they told me they had interviewed > 100 people for both.

So, 1 out of 50 -> 5% chance of getting hired.

That's "highly selective", you warped brain baboon, not a 35% chance of landing in a zoom call position in a shitty ass college.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6170 on: August 26, 2026, 11:56:10 PM »
"The Elisabeth Haub School of Law at Pace University ranks higher nationally and offers stronger placement in the New York metropolitan area, whereas Western New England University School of Law is a smaller, regional Massachusetts institution with lower overall selectivity and localized placement"

 :D

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« Reply #6171 on: August 27, 2026, 03:40:31 AM »
care to list the things Brian has "stuck with" over the last 4 years?

We all know the list.  But that wasn't the sentiment.  Doing a degree is one of the easier big commitments in life because the rails around you are so strong.  If there's something he could finish, it'd be something that has constant deliverables and testing.  It's not hard to stay in something like that.  There's way less to think about.

.. of course doing a degree by correspondence really challenges that.  If you're a lazy, done fuck aller like he has been for quite some time, that is one way to diminish that

I assumed he'd take this more seriously and with a lot more respect (what a fool I am) but he is already talking just as much shit as if he'd have started any of his previous dalliances.  It is hard to keep up with how much shit.  I've never seen someone start something so harder and be such a insufferable egomaniac about it, so quickly.  Just put your fucking head down and stop trying to make it a competition in your first week, you dumb c unt.  You are nobody, you have no voice, you cannot criticise your peers, professors or professor soulcrusher.   You can prove SC wrong by getting through the degree but you try to win immediately and if you were really serious about what you were doing, you'd stop trying to get the prestige now and actually build something.  Everything you do, you want the ego for a job well done, immediately.  Fucking awful attitude.  And rather coincidentally, once you're done getting your ego stroked, you lose interest.

Only an absolutely meritless clown would actually think that the time you got to the class was a competition, bar turning up on time.

TLDR: If you were going by how he is already playing this, you'd be right to say he won't last.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6172 on: August 27, 2026, 03:46:00 AM »
Extremely selective, "35 seats for 100 people"  :D

"Extremely selective"  ;D

As dumb and delusional as ever

Yeah and there's the fact he is talking about the size of a wait list.  People who are on a wait list to do a many-year, tens of thousands of dollars of debt degree are tentative members of that number, at best.  It's entirely possible that they extinguished the entire wait list to actually get 35 commitments.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6173 on: August 27, 2026, 04:05:10 AM »
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Nobody has ever worn seersucker better in springfield ma.

Nobody.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6174 on: August 27, 2026, 04:07:39 AM »
Charlie Hustle on his way to the top. I envy him, he might make it if getbiggers don't send brutal emails to the board of directors.