I think Brian wrote a rap song...
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Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!
Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,
I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,
I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...
Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!