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Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« on: November 03, 2025, 07:02:56 AM »
Mississippi mom guns down monkey that escaped from overturned truck to protect her children: ‘I did what any other mother would do’

https://nypost.com/2025/11/03/us-news/mississippi-mom-shoots-dead-monkey-that-escaped-from-overturned-truck-to-protect-her-children/

35 years old; 5 kids; got a tattoo on her breast; knows how to handle a gun.  Hotter than Dutch love!
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Rambone

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2025, 08:48:06 AM »
WNH! Mississippi welfare queen dindu muffin

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Kwon

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2025, 08:50:02 AM »
Great TopicTitle!

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2025, 08:55:43 AM »
Oh, fuck. It was an actual simian monkey, haha. I've been on this fucking forum for too long. Thought I was going to read about another aspiring rapper getting smoked just as he was planning to turn his life around. 
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2025, 09:00:04 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on November 03, 2025, 08:55:43 AM
Oh, fuck. It was an actual simian monkey, haha. I've been on this fucking forum for too long. Thought I was going to read about another aspiring rapper getting smoked just as he was planning to turn his life around.
:D Yep, we were all thinking that.
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Kwon

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2025, 09:01:22 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on November 03, 2025, 08:55:43 AM
Oh, fuck. It was an actual simian monkey, haha. I've been on this fucking forum for too long. Thought I was going to read about another aspiring rapper getting smoked just as he was planning to turn his life around.

Was hoping it was some Ghetto Trash Kneegrowth , but it was an actual simian, consider me disappointed! :D




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Rambone

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2025, 09:12:59 AM »
Has the Getbig Call Center been informed that one of their valued employees was shot dead execution style?
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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2025, 09:16:34 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on November 03, 2025, 09:12:59 AM
Has the Getbig Call Center been informed that one of their valued employees was shot dead executioner style?

Rambone, please. We all know that this hiring stunk of nepotism, but let Goodrum mourn.
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Rambone

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2025, 09:26:37 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on November 03, 2025, 09:16:34 AM
Rambone, please. We all know that this hiring stunk of nepotism, but let Goodrum mourn.

 ;D
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Kwon

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2025, 09:31:09 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on November 03, 2025, 09:16:34 AM
Rambone, please. We all know that this hiring stunk of nepotism, but let Goodrum mourn.

:D
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tatoo

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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2025, 10:06:02 AM »
more black on black crime ;D
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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2025, 11:21:43 AM »
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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2025, 11:36:17 AM »
Quote from: Phantom Spunker on November 03, 2025, 08:55:43 AM
Oh, fuck. It was an actual simian monkey, haha. I've been on this fucking forum for too long. Thought I was going to read about another aspiring rapper getting smoked just as he was planning to turn his life around.
hahaha me too, never in a million years did I expect a real monkey
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Re: Hot Ebony MILF Pops a Cap in Monkey's A$$
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2025, 01:52:31 PM »
Quote from: tatoo on November 03, 2025, 10:06:02 AM
more black on black crime ;D

Tis Getbig after all
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