Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom

[SweetDaddySiki]

Massive brawl breaks out at Texas Bass Pro Shop grand opening over bathroom dispute. Turns out one dude was in the bathroom too long and the other dude really had to use it. I would have thought this was over meat gazing...

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/us-news/brawl-breaks-out-at-texas-bass-pro-shop-grand-opening-over-bathroom-dispute/

[chaos]

Massive brawl breaks out at Texas Bass Pro Shop grand opening over bathroom dispute. Turns out one dude was in the bathroom too long and the other dude really had to use it. I would have thought this was over meat gazing...

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/us-news/brawl-breaks-out-at-texas-bass-pro-shop-grand-opening-over-bathroom-dispute/

Did he at least use the bathroom before fighting or did they get shit everywhere?

[GymnJuice]

If they didn't sell orange roughy they wouldn't have this problem.

[SweetDaddySiki]

Did he at least use the bathroom before fighting or did they get shit everywhere?

I would have gone first. When I gotta pee, I GOT TO pee.   

[Cook]

Did he at least use the bathroom before fighting or did they get shit everywhere?

No shit can you imagine having to fight an all out brawl while needing to pee real bad.

[illuminati]

Fighting - I didn't see any of that , those idiots couldn't fight
their way out of a wet paper bag.    or a toilet stall.

[tacobender]

I can almost guarantee we know which one had to take a shit. It was the fat fuck in the orange jersey the writings on the wall you could tell by his anger.

[tacobender]

I will say the guy in the Texas Longhorn jersey threw some haymakers lol

[robcguns]

Fighting - I didn't see any of that , those idiots couldn't fight
their way out of a wet paper bag.    or a toilet stall.

Haha seriously that was pathetic. Not one of them could throw a punch.

[illuminati]

Haha seriously that was pathetic. Not one of them could throw a punch.

Yep - hilarious yet painful to watch them idiots.

[Sandrock]

I hope this was a work and they did it for some lolz because that is just goddamn embarrassing otherwise.  Those were the ol "Homer Simpson punches a fly and doesn't hurt it" punches.

Also if it was just over needing to piss, keep an empty Vitamin Water bottle in your vehicle and just piss in that.  You're not a real man if you don't keep an empty bottle to piss in in the car.

[chaos]

Maybe they weren't fighting and it was just some sort of white people PP dance

[robcguns]

I hope this was a work and they did it for some lolz because that is just goddamn embarrassing otherwise.  Those were the ol "Homer Simpson punches a fly and doesn't hurt it" punches.

Also if it was just over needing to piss, keep an empty Vitamin Water bottle in your vehicle and just piss in that.  You're not a real man if you don't keep an empty bottle to piss in in the car.

Hahaha my family gets in my truck and is disgusted by bottles of pee everywhere.

[Henda]

Hahaha my family gets in my truck and is disgusted by bottles of pee everywhere.

Haha I used a watering can till I ran it over the other day had many an accident when it’s been full on the truck bed or sometimes in the cab haha