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Do you (secretly) hate your wife?

Yes
1 (16.7%)
No
5 (83.3%)
Hate is a strong word but definitely not a clear-cut "No"
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6

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MuscleBuff

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What do you hate most about your wife?
« on: November 18, 2025, 10:39:56 PM »


1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off

MuscleBuff

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2025, 11:08:28 PM »
You've got to be the most no pussy getting mother fucker this board has seen in years.

Why are you avoiding the topic?

MuscleBuff

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2025, 11:25:41 PM »
I imagine that if you are a millionaire (like some getbiggers actually are), then you are less suscpeptible to getting irritated about the realities of daily life with other people. I imagine that it would give you some sort of comfort, knowing that you have it made.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #3 on: Today at 12:09:54 AM »
I'm not married and love everything about her.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #4 on: Today at 03:10:02 AM »

1. Hoarding non bio degradable plastic shopping bags
2. Fucking up the paint on the walls by putting shit against the walls and scraping it with hand bags etc.
3. Hoarding junk and filling up the entire home with it
4. Scratching up any surface anywhere (house/car/etc) by negligence, clumsiness and incorrect cleaning technique
5. Existing and not fucking off


You sound miserable, these are no reason to hate someone.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #5 on: Today at 03:15:53 AM »
i don't have one  :'(

:D  life is good  :D

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #6 on: Today at 04:28:50 AM »

You sound miserable, these are no reason to hate someone.

Any example from your own life where in return for treachery you returned only kind thoughts? 

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #7 on: Today at 06:20:59 AM »
5. Existing and not fucking off

This is all you. Not on her.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #8 on: Today at 06:40:35 AM »

You sound miserable, these are no reason to hate someone.

It's the same old bored gimmick.
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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #9 on: Today at 07:06:12 AM »
My wife is great.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #10 on: Today at 07:11:30 AM »
The joke is on you. You picked her. Brutal self-ownage here.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #11 on: Today at 07:33:17 AM »
The guy with the brothel madam for a wife is back for the 10th after after declaring each time he's leaving getbig  ::)

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #12 on: Today at 07:37:52 AM »
Is this the fat Protestant who wanted to divorce his Catholic wife???

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #13 on: Today at 07:53:33 AM »
Is this the fat Protestant who wanted to divorce his Catholic wife???

I think that was Henry VIII. What are you doing now that you're newly single again, Ro? Smashing poon on Tinder?

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #14 on: Today at 08:11:38 AM »
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