BREAKING NEWS: URS and his long-time GF broke up...!

[affeman]

Those are some terrible news, they were such a perfect couple. She was such as supportive wifey, will be very hard for him to find another one like that.

[Phantom Spunker]

OMG! Can't believe it.  Call me right now, babe. I need all the goss!!

[BB]

Now's your chance Affe! Go get that miracle prick!

[MuscleBuff]

Freedom is not given it is taken

[Raymondo]

affeman, go fuck yourself you freak

[MuscleBuff]

He is trying to sell us and or himself the lie that there is a clean way out without anybody getting hurt.

He ain't seen nothing yet, she's about to wreck his shit

[38 returns]

dish the T sister!

how about a big cup of who gives a fcuking shit

[NaturalWonder83]

Those are some terrible news, they were such a perfect couple. She was such as supportive wifey, will be very hard for him to find another one like that.

What does that screen shot really say? I'm a bilingual illiterate; I can't read in two languages.

[MuscleBuff]

What does that screen shot really say? I'm a bilingual illiterate; I can't read in two languages.

They broke up in october and will need time to reorganize.  Pleading people to show understanding and respect

[falco]

Now's your chance Affe! Go get that miracle prick!

Bhahaha!

[falco]

They broke up in october and will need time to reorganize.  Pleading people to show understanding and respect

Reorganize what? The cleaning lady schedule?

[MuscleBuff]

Reorganize what? The cleaning lady schedule?

OnlyFans content? Fuck do I know 

[Rambone]

Delightful news for Urs’ current boyfriend

[wordy]

BRB, just going to restart my computer, the pics of his now ex gf aren't loading

[affeman]

It's crazy, they were staying together in a tiny shabby apartment for years struggling, and now that he's a multi-millionaire and they moved in a huge house, they separate

[SF1900]

It's crazy, they were staying together in a tiny shabby apartment for years struggling, and now that he's a multi-millionaire and they moved in a huge house, they separate

ITS ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!

[joswift]

I just called in sick to work, I cant handle this level of trauma right now

[joswift]

It's crazy, they were staying together in a tiny shabby apartment for years struggling, and now that he's a multi-millionaire and they moved in a huge house, they separate

is he fuck... most pros are skint

[mphgrove]

It's crazy, they were staying together in a tiny shabby apartment for years struggling, and now that he's a multi-millionaire and they moved in a huge house, they separate

Yes all the Swiss banks and international financial houses are chasing after him now that he may practically even be reaching billionaire status. They will grovel around on the floor just like his coach does.

[MuscleBuff]

It's crazy, they were staying together in a tiny shabby apartment for years struggling, and now that he's a multi-millionaire and they moved in a huge house, they separate

Millionaire my foot. You are smoking crack

[io]

Just got one of those government alerts on my phone (usually reserved for tsunamis or nuclear war, etc) about this troubling development. Rushed straight here to post about it!

[webstar]

Miracle bear!

[NaturalWonder83]

They broke up in october and will need time to reorganize.  Pleading people to show understanding and respect

Thanks. Muscle Phone seems to be having connection issues or something.

[joswift]

He told her he would be a millionaire once he got into the big leagues, it hasnt happened hence why shes fucked him off.
Shes probbaly been funding the lazy twat

[Brenda Steunbeer]

His now ex girlfriend

https://www.instagram.com/alliishaaaaa_/