If you ever travel up North make sure you take your gun with you... you never know who you might bump into
there are rumours of a man, no a movement, who can scare serial killers just by his odour... he can often be seen with a half monkey half human bowl headed simpleton that is unable to speak and 'other worldly'. police have said dont approach unless you can handle the perfume of raw rhino shite. the 'beast' itself does not mate but is outwardly homosexual. it will however attack females if they are under 90lbs and wont hit back. they said the 'ogre' as it refers to itself is of absolutely no danger physically in combat to any other man in fact inspector kozwalski of the raliegh police said 'this absolute coward cant fight fucking sleep and couldn't put a fire out with a fucking hose, couldnt knock out a wank, couldnt put a baby to sleep, couldnt beat an egg, couldnt batter a fish, couldnt box kippers, couldnt put the cat out, couldnt kill time, couldnt punch a timecard, couldnt throw his voice, couldnt kick a habit, couldnt .... (at this stage everyone started leaving)...
