GOT IN A FIGHT YESTERDAY!!! BODYBUILDING HELPED!

[SS]

alexxx go buy some steel toe boots so when they hit the ground you can kick their teeth down their throat

[gordiano]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

Excuse me? You can't even keep your cool on THE FUCKING INTERNET!

[WOOO]

be sure to pull their hair BEFORE biting

[knny187]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

I call this bullshit.....who would hire you?

[LifterChick]

I call this bullshit.....who would hire you?

Derek Anthony?

[WOOO]

I call this bullshit.....who would hire you?

Mo Cheeks?

[HERACLES]

hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.

OMG! SOO TRUE!!  You read my mind, I was thinking the same thing! Maybe it was for a Home for the retarded? 

Alexx, you tool.

[WOOO]

OMG! SOO TRUE!!  You read my mind, I was thinking the same thing! Maybe it was for a Home for the retarded? 

Alexx, you tool.

A home for the retarded?  The flame just died...     

[HERACLES]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

And your another person that is proud to say they are a bouncer?  Lmao..why? Bc you get to sweep everyones trash at the end of the night? Clean crap in the baathrooM?  Most bouncers= Janatorial work a tthe end of the night..lol..just to feel like a cool guy standing there all night..haha...I had the opprtunity to do this soo  many times, I thought about it until i heard what they had to do..FAWK THAT! And why would you want to be one of the first  catching a haymaker between two drunks? I have no respect for bouncers...none at all....

[gtbro1]

alexxx go buy some steel toe boots so when they hit the ground you can kick their teeth down their throat

some of the best advice ever given...well,except for "don't eat yellow snow"  that is the best advice.

[gordiano]

Here is Alexxx with his buddy.....

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[alexxx]

Actually they begged me to work there because I intimidate people and and huge. Everybody tells me I am huge

[gtbro1]

Anyone who watched more than 5 seconds of that video is a fag.

[Tre]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy.

Best Vince post ever?  It's up there.

Good advice - I concur. 

[alexxx]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

I am the last guy to play the tough guy! I have never gotten in a fight before. These guys kept on insisting and pushing and gropling me. I kept telling them nicelly to either repect the rules or go out. I tried to put my hand on their shoulder to lead them out but they kept grabbing me so ... I finally let go at them. After 20 times of telling them. They where not even drunk.

[dr.chimps]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

I call bullshit on this one old Venom Vince. 'Cuff Him?' Boy, the gravity on your planet must be a lot less than here on Earth.     

[Gordon_Gekko]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

Dalton? Is that really you, Dalton?

[LuciusFox]

 Alexxx, did you have a tan during this altercation?

[gibberj2]

i don't believe for a second this kid is a bouncer. is he even old enough to drink? gimme a break.

[Palpatine Q]

I didn't know Chuck E. Cheese had bouncers.

[LuciusFox]

i don't believe for a second this kid is a bouncer. is he even old enough to drink? gimme a break.

 People used to hate on you. Don't return the favor

[gibberj2]

no they didn't hate on me. anyway i'm not a liar. a club is not gonna hire a kid to be a bouncer.

[LuciusFox]

no they didn't hate on me. anyway i'm not a liar. a club is not gonna hire a kid to be a bouncer.

 Yes, they did hate on you. I remember it. Alexxx is not a kid, he is probably older than you

[gibberj2]

by hate on someone i understand that means that they were jelous of them and "hated" on them. as far as alexxx he's like barely 21. it's true and if you don't know you better ask somebody.

[LuciusFox]

by hate on someone i understand that means that they were jelous of them and "hated" on them. as far as alexxx he's like barely 21. it's true and if you don't know you better ask somebody.

  Alexxx is definitely large enough to be a bouncer and 21 is not a "kid" in a legal sense.