Dear Friends,
It is with much relief that I can say I have finally made it home after braving Storm Goretti in the UK tonight. It has, however, been made all the more unpleasant by Royalty's brutal smear campaign.
After rummaging through every room in the house when I should be relaxing and getting some sleep, I have finally captured enough photos to more than satisfy the wager. Most of my stuff is actually at my father's house, but he lives hours away so I am in no position to travel for them, and thankfully under no obligation to, either.
First, proof of flying. Yes, I was in economy like a common pygmy, but they had no upgrade option on that POS. Connoisseurs will surely note the Cheaney hand-made English loafers and Ralph Lauren socks, though.
Next, a quick snap of my NPC Muscle Beast trophy from the 1990s that took place in Europe. I had to place it on the floor as the entire room could be seen in the trophy otherwise.
Moving on to my lounge, I still have the rather massive statue from an IFBB Muscle Fest show that took place in, I believe, Prague. I've been meaning to get rid of it but it makes a good door-stop.
Lastly, I dragged out an old box in my cupboard that contained a few random boxing trophies as well. Boxing was my first love before I decided to become a muscle beast.
As you will no doubt agree, this more than satisfies the terms of our wager and I would like to call for Royalty's immediate banning in line with our agreement. He will no doubt be highly volatile and upset right now, and I really do not have the energy to read any more of his wild accusations.
He has been relentlessly attacking all of us for far too long now - not to mention sullying the greatest quotes board with his hand pics, and also calling Ron's integrity into question by claiming that he gives out blue stars without proper vetting.
Perhaps this period in disgrace will force him to take a long hard look at himself and make some much-needed changes. Given that it is the New Year, though, I would like to set an example to others and demonstrate a little mercy. I will accept a banning of only 3 months for him on the condition that he completes his own upside down cup challenge on his return. I believe that this is fair, given how frequently he demands it from others.
