They're forcing my boss out the company and replacing him with a bureaucrat

[unwieldy]

A fucking shit show, I had a meeting with him today and the guy is a totally useless bureaucrat, seemingly obsessed with pointless details such as version management of worthless manuals. I can't fucking believe this shit. He said he will take the position in a bit over 2 months from now when my current boss will be gone (due to fucking him over)

So I am thinking there are a few paths forward here:
-find another job
-make him disappear
-deal with it but just dont give a fuck and watch it all blow up in his face

[oldschoolfan]

Suck his cock and offer your hairy ass

You will be vice president

[unwieldy]

Suck his cock and offer your hairy ass

You will be vice president

I don't want to be vice president, I want to be left the fuck alone

[Grape Ape]

I want to be left the fuck alone

This is how we feel every time you post.

[unwieldy]

This is how we feel every time you post.

Please forgive me.

[Grape Ape]

Please forgive me.

I will not.

The same thing will eventually happen.

[unwieldy]

I will not.

The same thing will eventually happen.

OK

[unwieldy]

2nd thread idea: Do you still use an alarm clock? (not your phone)

If so, which one?

[LurkerNoMore]

Wasn't you just scheming against your boss?  Or was that someone else?

[unwieldy]

Wasn't you just scheming against your boss?  Or was that someone else?

No that was about the CFO (but I think it was just banter), my boss is pretty great as far as bosses go. Will leave people the fuck alone who are delivering results

[wes]

100 pages easy !
 

[IroNat]

I gave you a couple suggestions already.

[BigRo]

What would Jesus do?

[AbrahamG]

What would Jesus do?

He'd most likely walk into his boss's office drop his slacks and brandish his massive Palestinian Cock. 

[Lartinos]

Give your two weeks notice two weeks before he starts.

[wes]

Worrywart Of Peace