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joswift

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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2026, 10:31:09 AM »
Quote from: Van_Bilderass on January 24, 2026, 04:30:28 AM
This is a story I heard from a former friend. He and his wife got married as virgins because they were Christian. After the wedding night the wife never wanted to have sex again as it was too big, they divorced very quickly. I never saw the cock in question but other friends did and they said it was true, real big :D

I wouldn't switch to what the record holder has even if I'd add a little size if I could :D

so she never even saw it before they got married?

How Christan were they FFS
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2026, 10:41:11 AM »
For a longest time I was unhappy about the quantity of sex in my relationship.

Then one time my missus said: I would love more but you’re so big it hurts me!

I felt bad. I don’t want to hurt her. She shoul’ve said something sooner.
It is what it is 🤷‍♂️
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2026, 02:26:53 PM »
Quote from: tacobender on January 24, 2026, 10:25:45 AM
she’s selfish what a shitty reason to divorce

Yeah that selfish whore

I hope he fucked her mom
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2026, 02:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Beefjake on January 24, 2026, 10:41:11 AM
For a longest time I was unhappy about the quantity of sex in my relationship.

Then one time my missus said: I would love more but you’re so big it hurts me!

I felt bad. I don’t want to hurt her. She shoul’ve said something sooner.
It is what it is 🤷‍♂️

Sex is over rated, the same old thing over and over, yet it keeps the retards fascinated forever
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2026, 03:12:44 AM »
Quote from: unwieldy on January 24, 2026, 02:29:28 PM
Sex is over rated, the same old thing over and over, yet it keeps the retards fascinated forever
Guilty..

I am a retard.
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2026, 04:44:03 AM »
Quote from: falco on January 25, 2026, 03:12:44 AM
Guilty..

I am a retard.

Doesn't surprise me one bit.
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2026, 11:25:10 AM »
Quote from: joswift on January 24, 2026, 10:31:09 AM
so she never even saw it before they got married?

How Christan were they FFS

I don't know how strictly they observed the "rules" and I didn't ask, I just repeated the story as it was told to me by the guy. It might not be 100% accurate, you know how it goes :D

I remember the thread here recently about the footballer whose former wife claimed they divorced due to his oversized cock. I don't know if that was totally factual either, she must have experienced it beforehand :D
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2026, 05:38:17 PM »
Quote from: BB on January 23, 2026, 01:15:40 PM
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Jonah Falcon. Seen him in real life a few times, creepy guy. He used to wear sheer, and glittery silver bike shorts, and he'd start a fight with anyone that laughed or was grossed out by it.

Huge Yankees fan too -

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is that supposed to be impressive?
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2026, 12:10:31 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on January 23, 2026, 03:34:26 PM
Feel sorry for this dude, AND his whole teenage years and his 20s!
Surprised he didn't kill himself.
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2026, 08:31:12 AM »
''It may only be half a inch... but it smells like a foot''
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2026, 01:08:11 AM »
Quote from: Super Nattie on January 26, 2026, 08:31:12 AM
''It may only be half a inch... but it smells like a foot''
Can't even get it sucked.
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Kwon

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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #36 on: Today at 01:07:45 AM »
BETA MALE!!!

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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #37 on: Today at 03:51:16 AM »
Quote from: unwieldy on January 25, 2026, 04:44:03 AM
Doesn't surprise me one bit.

I feel sorry for your lack of sexual drive.
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Re: The hardships of having a less than half a inch penis.
« Reply #38 on: Today at 11:00:06 AM »
Having a micro-knob would be a blessing in disguise, actually. I'd just chemically castrate myself seeing as sex is off the menu anyway. I would be so much more productive and focused. As it stands, I can't even look at a photo of Sydney Sweeney without losing my train of thought entirely and indulging in some hour-long depraved fantasy.
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