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Brutal New CombatSport
« on: February 10, 2026, 06:23:39 AM »
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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2026, 07:22:57 AM »
They all look like rugby players. They are used to it.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2026, 07:24:17 AM »
Looks dumb !!

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2026, 07:47:53 AM »
I mean, they have a certain athleticism.  And its competetive. Strength and technique obviously play a role.

But I'd make a few changes....

It might be improved on if they oiled themselves up first and then stepped into a glittery thong prior to the contest.

Then it'd truly be a Bertil sport.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2026, 07:54:02 AM »
Ridiculous and pathetic. At a certain point, this stuff just becomes coercive and tasteless. Degenerate scumbags like Dana White and the people behind this should be held to account, as this is nothing more than the infliction of serious harm for the gratification of brain-dead spectators.

In my opinion, the principle of consent needs to be limited where it involves the exploitation of obvious retards, and where serious and lasting harm is practically guaranteed, as it is here and with Power Slap.

Both of these stupid spectacles contradict the underlying principle of all martial arts, which is to protect oneself at all times. And seeing the crowd of drunken apes jumping up and down in excitement just makes me glad that I'll never (hopefully) have kids.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2026, 08:14:48 AM »

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2026, 08:27:43 AM »
Nowhere near as brutal as stepping on that bodybuilding stage and going to war

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2026, 08:38:07 AM »
Ridiculous and pathetic. At a certain point, this stuff just becomes coercive and tasteless. Degenerate scumbags like Dana White and the people behind this should be held to account, as this is nothing more than the infliction of serious harm for the gratification of brain-dead spectators.

In my opinion, the principle of consent needs to be limited where it involves the exploitation of obvious retards, and where serious and lasting harm is practically guaranteed, as it is here and with Power Slap.

Both of these stupid spectacles contradict the underlying principle of all martial arts, which is to protect oneself at all times. And seeing the crowd of drunken apes jumping up and down in excitement just makes me glad that I'll never (hopefully) have kids.
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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2026, 08:39:13 AM »
That's wild.

NFL hitters should excel.

I'm thinking Bhanky should give it a try.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2026, 08:41:59 AM »
The wise Oracle speaketh.

Fuck off, you weird gay retard.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2026, 08:46:27 AM »
Nowhere near as brutal as stepping on that bodybuilding stage and going to war
Every other athlete is just over compensating for not having a thong physique.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2026, 09:30:43 AM »
They look like crash test dummies, quite entertaining to see. Cool idea. Most difficult thing will probably be finding enough retards to participate

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2026, 01:47:28 PM »
They all look like rugby players. They are used to it.

But why do it without Protection?

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2026, 02:05:25 PM »
Nowhere near as brutal as stepping on that bodybuilding stage and going to war

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2026, 04:06:49 PM »
Nowhere near as brutal as stepping on that bodybuilding stage and going to war

Absolutely as we all know if you go to the gym you're a warrior*

*disclaimer: not willing to go to war

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2026, 04:34:28 PM »
I thought this was going to be about “tire wrestling” or “car seat jujitsu “ both of which are real and on ESPN.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2026, 01:33:13 AM »
It's asking for injuries but I'd actually be quite interested to see how a rugby player vs a rugby league player vs an american football player and maybe a ...I dunno ...one of those guys who plays that Italian contact football - to put them up against each other and see who'd come out on top.

I'd even throw a soccer player in there for shits and giggles.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2026, 01:44:09 AM »
put Golf in there  :D


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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2026, 02:17:04 AM »
That's wild.

NFL hitters should excel.

I'm thinking Bhanky should give it a try.
NFL players are padded up with shoulder and head protection. Rugby players are more used to these kinds of impacts without all those aids. I am not sure the would do that well compared to these blokes in the video.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2026, 02:17:36 AM »
WHAT A HIT!
Those are some gnarly hits. Somebody is going to get a serious injury doing this.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2026, 03:47:33 AM »


Chabal was an animal.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2026, 04:58:26 AM »
Greatest sport in the world

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2026, 07:33:01 AM »
That's wild.

NFL hitters should excel.

I'm thinking Bhanky should give it a try.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2026, 07:36:33 AM »
It's asking for injuries but I'd actually be quite interested to see how a rugby player vs a rugby league player vs an american football player and maybe a ...I dunno ...one of those guys who plays that Italian contact football or a strict curl champion - to put them up against each other and see who'd come out on top.

I'd even throw a soccer player in there for shits and giggles.

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Re: Brutal New CombatSport
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2026, 07:54:26 AM »


Chabal was an animal.
Unfortunately, he paid the price. Guy can't even remember his childhood or half his career.