When someone is described as posting like a 70 year old, what is really being said is that they essentially have very little history with the internet discourse and don't really know to roll with it, so they sound out of place, geriatric, etc
That was never going to happen to you. You're a c unt, like the rest of us

Cancer could have turned you into a nicer person (and it did a little - right?), but don't worry, you're still a c unt.