He was from the same era as Dallas where everyone was telling him to slow down and instead he tried to blow up and blew out his gut.
Fortunately for him something tore up his anal canal (no joke) and he had to hang up his thong. Dallas wasn't so lucky..
Yes! It was something that begged for a follow up question that everyone avoided. Like he blew a hole in his colon or tore his ants.
Interviews were like
"So, Justin, can ypu expand on the rumours that you're retiring?"
"Yes, I ripped a massive hole in my Anus."
"Uh.... yeah... so.... what do you plan on doing in retirement?"