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Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« on: February 19, 2026, 09:55:00 AM »
Before anyone asks "who?" - Vitaly Ugolnikov - placed 10th at his Olympia debut




Sooooo after last year’s Olympia, the pig literally couldn’t stop jamming food down his throat for five goddamn minutes. It got so out of hand that the idiot decided to blast himself with huge doses of semaglutide just to calm things down. The result? Well... he wrecked his stomach motility to the point of severe delayed gastric emptying.

The condition then led to a nasty GI infection, which is currently forcing him onto long rounds of heavy antibiotics for at least 3 months just to keep things from getting worse (said his blood work and gastroscopy results looked awful).

He dropped all supps (except test). His weight immediately tanked from 303 lbs to 263 lbs.
Said he won’t have enough time to get back into proper shape to qualify and compete at the Olympia.

One of his biggest sponsors already cut him loose (small and useless to them now and all that).


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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2026, 12:50:58 PM »
Bad vito. Very bad vito.

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2026, 01:28:06 PM »
Before anyone asks "who?" - Vitaly Ugolnikov - placed 10th at his Olympia debut




Sooooo after last year’s Olympia, the pig literally couldn’t stop jamming food down his throat for five goddamn minutes. It got so out of hand that the idiot decided to blast himself with huge doses of semaglutide just to calm things down. The result? Well... he wrecked his stomach motility to the point of severe delayed gastric emptying.

The condition then led to a nasty GI infection, which is currently forcing him onto long rounds of heavy antibiotics for at least 3 months just to keep things from getting worse (said his blood work and gastroscopy results looked awful).

He dropped all supps (except test). His weight immediately tanked from 303 lbs to 263 lbs.
Said he won’t have enough time to get back into proper shape to qualify and compete at the Olympia.

One of his biggest sponsors already cut him loose (small and useless to them now and all that).

Not willing to die for their fart powder is the epitome of a lazy employee who isn't dedicated.

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2026, 01:32:57 PM »

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2026, 01:53:39 PM »
Before anyone asks "who?" - Vitaly Ugolnikov - placed 10th at his Olympia debut




Sooooo after last year’s Olympia, the pig literally couldn’t stop jamming food down his throat for five goddamn minutes. It got so out of hand that the idiot decided to blast himself with huge doses of semaglutide just to calm things down. The result? Well... he wrecked his stomach motility to the point of severe delayed gastric emptying.

The condition then led to a nasty GI infection, which is currently forcing him onto long rounds of heavy antibiotics for at least 3 months just to keep things from getting worse (said his blood work and gastroscopy results looked awful).

He dropped all supps (except test). His weight immediately tanked from 303 lbs to 263 lbs.
Said he won’t have enough time to get back into proper shape to qualify and compete at the Olympia.

One of his biggest sponsors already cut him loose (small and useless to them now and all that).

I don't know why but I enjoy your posts even though I suspect you are a katsap

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2026, 02:30:13 PM »
Prayers to the family.
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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2026, 04:26:05 PM »
What a Warrior.
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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2026, 04:34:24 PM »
I saw where Chad Nicholls said he thought he saw more bulging stomachs onstage recently, the physique guys too. His theory was the retatrutide and other glp-1s were causing the competitors to have undigested food in their stomachs. Said competitors would have to learn when to drop the drugs before a show.

I have no experience with these drugs but my buddy started taking tirzepatide a few weeks ago and he said it's miraculous in how it kills appetite, though he hasn't really lost scale weight yet.

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2026, 05:01:39 PM »
Nitwit Of Peace

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2026, 06:08:31 PM »
Is that pic 263 or 303 he looks insanely huge there. Looks 343.

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Re: Darwin award of the year: the GoodVito fella
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2026, 10:33:51 PM »
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Said he won’t have enough time to get back into proper shape to qualify and compete at the Olympia.
hahaha fucking idiot is at deaths door and hes worrying about the Olympia