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New X-Files
« on: March 27, 2026, 08:02:00 AM »
The Malcolm X-Files? :D



Aaand of course its a PATEL! :D


The X-Files is one of the most iconic shows in television history, and its lead archtypes, Mulder and Scully, may be the biggest reason why.

Now, Danielle Deadwyler has found her partner for Hulu’s The X-Files reboot, as Himesh Patel (The Odyssey, Yesterday) is set to join Hulu’s reboot of the classic TV series.

Insiders close to the show say Deadwyler and Patel will be playing new original characters in the series that hails from Sinners filmmaker Ryan Coogler, who is writing and directing the pilot for the new X-Files.
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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2026, 08:09:59 AM »
NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS!

I've never hear a single person...anywhere, anytime...talk about how "they wish the X-files would return".

Such a waste of money to make this show.

Enough with these pointless garbage remakes of classics. Oh and what ever happened to that Wonder Years reboot? Now there's a Malcolm in the Middle reboot as well?

It's all crap that no one wants to see!

And can the marble mouth mumbler Ryan Coogler please just go away and take a break from filming things?

Instead of rebooting shows that should be left alone, how about he works on apologizing to the bank teller and the bank branch that he got in trouble when he screwed up making a withdrawal? He also needs to apologize to the police force for wasting their time with his entitled stupidity.
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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2026, 08:11:15 AM »
Aliens will see this poop flinging pajeet and go back home.

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2026, 10:14:54 AM »
The first episode concerns a motel that mysteriously changed it's name overnight from Red Roof Inn to Patel's Motor Lodge.

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2026, 10:36:53 AM »
It was shit first time round, him telling her some whacky shit, her not believing him, then it turns out to be true

Surely after a couple times she would say "fuck, you were right the last few times, you are probably right this time"

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2026, 06:40:22 AM »
My ex's brother was one of the Lone Gunmen on the show.

Definitely won't be watching the reboot.
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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2026, 07:18:19 AM »
Still waiting for Mr Trump to finally show the UFO Files  :)

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2026, 08:33:56 AM »
Still waiting for Mr Trump to finally show the UFO Files  :)
First the Epstein Files.

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2026, 08:41:40 AM »

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2026, 03:08:50 AM »
Jesus H Christ, now the X-Files ???

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2026, 03:12:33 AM »
I`ll be sure to tune in. 
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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2026, 06:38:56 AM »
It was shit first time round, him telling her some whacky shit, her not believing him, then it turns out to be true

Surely after a couple times she would say "fuck, you were right the last few times, you are probably right this time"
Well, she is a woman.

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Re: New X-Files
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2026, 04:20:48 PM »
It was shit first time round, him telling her some whacky shit, her not believing him, then it turns out to be true

Surely after a couple times she would say "fuck, you were right the last few times, you are probably right this time"

I kept watching to see if they were ever going to fuck.

Sadly they never did on camera.