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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2026, 08:39:43 AM »
Getbig approves of honest and forthrite braggadocio.

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2026, 08:47:23 AM »
Thanks for your insightful thread, Mr. Shickadance. I suggest you make the next thread, “Room for rent in my ass”

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2026, 09:17:32 AM »
Thanks for your insightful thread, Mr. Shickadance. I suggest you make the next thread, “Room for rent in my ass”

He certainly wouldn't have a problem with dogs staying in that one!

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2026, 10:11:15 AM »
He certainly wouldn't have a problem with dogs staying in that one!

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Lmao! Pets welcome! (especially gerbils)

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2026, 10:17:10 AM »
You did the right thing, Bay.
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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2026, 11:47:13 AM »
Bay, is the hassle with the real estate really worth it compared to stocks and bonds?

Yes.  But you don’t have to choose; you can do both. I have never found real estate to be a hassle. If you do the heavy lifting in the beginning by finding the right tenants (credit score is my go to filter) you prevent a lot of future problems. For example pets are a potential problem. You can avoid all those problems by excluding tenants with pets. Pet lovers hate to hear that, but it’s true and any property owner will confirm this. Even fish can be a problem; what happens to your property when the tank leaks or spills happen?  You can avoid all that by not allowing it in the first place. On the other hand, you can charge a pet deposit, pet fee, or even a monthly pet fee for people with pets.  I do not allow pets of any size.  Again, pet lovers hate to hear this, but the truth is for every prospective tenant with a pet, I can find ten who have no pets. The best solution to a problem is to prevent it from happening in the first place.

Whenever I have a whole house up for rent, I get calls from people asking if I take Section 8. I do not—but you cannot legally say that. Instead I tell them that I require a credit score above 800 or 820. No one on Section 8 has a score like that… so they politely go away.  I know there are exceptions, but low income tenants and Section 8 tenants come with problems… and many have living habits that damage your property.  Risk assessment is part of my approach and I have learned to solve problems by avoiding them before they can manifest.

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2026, 11:58:37 AM »
people who dont allow pets are pieces of shit. Animals are better than people and this shows all the time

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2026, 12:07:34 PM »
Yes.  But you don’t have to choose; you can do both. I have never found real estate to be a hassle. If you do the heavy lifting in the beginning by finding the right tenants (credit score is my go to filter) you prevent a lot of future problems. For example pets are a potential problem. You can avoid all those problems by excluding tenants with pets. Pet lovers hate to hear that, but it’s true and any property owner will confirm this. Even fish can be a problem; what happens to your property when the tank leaks or spills happen?  You can avoid all that by not allowing it in the first place. On the other hand, you can charge a pet deposit, pet fee, or even a monthly pet fee for people with pets.  I do not allow pets of any size.  Again, pet lovers hate to hear this, but the truth is for every prospective tenant with a pet, I can find ten who have no pets. The best solution to a problem is to prevent it from happening in the first place.

Whenever I have a whole house up for rent, I get calls from people asking if I take Section 8. I do not—but you cannot legally say that. Instead I tell them that I require a credit score above 800 or 820. No one on Section 8 has a score like that… so they politely go away.  I know there are exceptions, but low income tenants and Section 8 tenants come with problems… and many have living habits that damage your property.  Risk assessment is part of my approach and I have learned to solve problems by avoiding them before they can manifest.

Oh this is great! As a section 8 beneficiary I have an 800+ credit score! Your property is exactly what I have been looking for.

I have spent the last 20 years managing my credit score waiting for an opportunity like this and I am so excited it is finally here!

Bay please send me the rental agreement ASAP!

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2026, 12:12:31 PM »
Insecurity and low self-esteem of peace?

I’m so insecure and have such low self esteem.
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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2026, 12:22:16 PM »
Oh this is great! As a section 8 beneficiary I have an 800+ credit score! Your property is exactly what I have been looking for.

I have spent the last 20 years managing my credit score waiting for an opportunity like this and I am so excited it is finally here!

Bay please send me the rental agreement ASAP!

Said no one—ever!  ;D

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2026, 07:54:42 AM »
I’m so insecure and have such low self esteem.

No way!

You work at Auto Zone, bro.  Be proud.

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2026, 08:37:01 AM »
I’m so insecure and have such low self esteem.

Get in the zone!

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2026, 10:09:45 AM »
I’m so insecure and have such low self esteem.

You're lucky Basile is not here now or he would have jumped on that comment.

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #38 on: Today at 06:32:16 AM »
Yes.  But you don’t have to choose; you can do both. I have never found real estate to be a hassle. If you do the heavy lifting in the beginning by finding the right tenants (credit score is my go to filter) you prevent a lot of future problems. For example pets are a potential problem. You can avoid all those problems by excluding tenants with pets. Pet lovers hate to hear that, but it’s true and any property owner will confirm this. Even fish can be a problem; what happens to your property when the tank leaks or spills happen?  You can avoid all that by not allowing it in the first place. On the other hand, you can charge a pet deposit, pet fee, or even a monthly pet fee for people with pets.  I do not allow pets of any size.  Again, pet lovers hate to hear this, but the truth is for every prospective tenant with a pet, I can find ten who have no pets. The best solution to a problem is to prevent it from happening in the first place.

Whenever I have a whole house up for rent, I get calls from people asking if I take Section 8. I do not—but you cannot legally say that. Instead I tell them that I require a credit score above 800 or 820. No one on Section 8 has a score like that… so they politely go away.  I know there are exceptions, but low income tenants and Section 8 tenants come with problems… and many have living habits that damage your property.  Risk assessment is part of my approach and I have learned to solve problems by avoiding them before they can manifest.
Have you ever had a tenant who was on section 8 and was old with no children? I'm sure at the current rate of inflation you will in the near future.

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #39 on: Today at 08:15:29 AM »
Have you ever had a tenant who was on section 8 and was old with no children? I'm sure at the current rate of inflation you will in the near future.

No. As I said before, I do not accept Section 8 tenants.  If you visit the landlord forums online you will see that many of us will not consider them.  Technically, it's illegal to discriminate based on income source (like Section 8) but there are ways around this.  I'd rather have an empty property for a month or two before I take a section 8 person.   ::)

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #40 on: Today at 08:18:36 AM »
No. As I said before, I do not accept Section 8 tenants.  If you visit and landlord forums online you will see that many of us will not consider them.  Technically, it's illegal to discriminate based on income source (like Section 8) but there are ways around this.  I'd rather have an empty property for a month or two before I take a section 8 person.   Only young males under 30  :P

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Re: Room for rent
« Reply #41 on: Today at 02:38:21 PM »
Yes.  But you don’t have to choose; you can do both. I have never found real estate to be a hassle. If you do the heavy lifting in the beginning by finding the right tenants (credit score is my go to filter) you prevent a lot of future problems. For example pets are a potential problem. You can avoid all those problems by excluding tenants with pets. Pet lovers hate to hear that, but it’s true and any property owner will confirm this. Even fish can be a problem; what happens to your property when the tank leaks or spills happen?  You can avoid all that by not allowing it in the first place. On the other hand, you can charge a pet deposit, pet fee, or even a monthly pet fee for people with pets.  I do not allow pets of any size.  Again, pet lovers hate to hear this, but the truth is for every prospective tenant with a pet, I can find ten who have no pets. The best solution to a problem is to prevent it from happening in the first place.

Whenever I have a whole house up for rent, I get calls from people asking if I take Section 8. I do not—but you cannot legally say that. Instead I tell them that I require a credit score above 800 or 820. No one on Section 8 has a score like that… so they politely go away.  I know there are exceptions, but low income tenants and Section 8 tenants come with problems… and many have living habits that damage your property.  Risk assessment is part of my approach and I have learned to solve problems by avoiding them before they can manifest.

Fair play on the above. I just could never reconcile the risk to return ratio.

Returns are pretty simple; while the real estate is occupied, bully to the landlord in the form of property taxes and upkeep paid for, as well as the lien against the property (mortgage, etc...). And one might also fairly assume profit margin over and above costs. At the end of it all, a paid-for-asset to the landlord that can continue to generate future cash flows, or be sold on the market for a fair return.

Risks, however, get dicey (and for my liking, would require the kind of rent that might not generate much interest); you've got to choose an environment where taxes match tenants (much sits with bureaucrats on that one). You have months of occupancy, and months without. You have upkeep. And you have the potential that at the end of it all, if zoning doesn't do its job, your asset might not have accumulated the capital gains you'd hoped for. Oh yeah...and capital gains taxes when you sell (likewise for bonds/stocks, so like-for-like horse trade there).

So it begs the question: if an index fund can return, over the long term (20+ years) an average of 7% CAGR, what can a well chosen property? It would have to be considerably more basis points of return, because an index hedges. A property in a neighborhood is decidedly not well hedged at all. Meaning more risk, meaning higher need for return.

Bay - do you really outpace the index market with property? What are some tips to squeeze alpha out of property that the casual outsider (me) overlooks?