Hahahaha - dude - really?
5 years bouncing
+ a couple of years running a gym
+ no standards
+ no impulse control
= d1ck worn down to a stub 
I once banged 3 different women the same day without washing in between!
We know your standards.....so that number is not out of the realm of possibility.
Do you count midgets as 1 or 0.5?
Side note....I am with you on the bouncer and working in a gym and lower standards. I never hit the triple crown though. Two in a day for me.