I had an overly zealous tard of a cousin who was constantly depressed and besides that, he was a Bible banging religious nutcase.
Anyway, he didn`t believe in sex before marriage, but admitted to me that he sometimes "slipped up" and masturbated and was guilt ridden because of it.......my reply:
"Mark,my main goal in life is to get as much pussy as I can before I die"
He looked shocked.......I was dead serious, and did pretty damn good working in a strip club for 13 years and having game like a big dog !!