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MArathon Under 2 Hours
« on: April 26, 2026, 05:34:00 PM »
2 nogs ran the London marathon under 2 hours. Like fuk, thats insane, 13 mph for 2 hours. How is that even possible? I guess running away from lions and tigers makes you fast as fuck, but man thats some kind of pace

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2026, 06:28:55 PM »
2 nogs ran the London marathon under 2 hours. Like fuk, thats insane, 13 mph for 2 hours. How is that even possible? I guess running away from lions and tigers makes you fast as fuck, but man thats some kind of pace

Yes good going - only does he even Lift or Eat ?  Has about as much muscle as DJ101.
And what can he Squat & Bench ?   ;D

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2026, 06:43:21 PM »
Yes good going - only does he even Lift or Eat ?  Has about as much muscle as DJ101.
And what can he Squat & Bench ?   ;D

has an enormous head, same hairline and giant nose like hanky

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2026, 02:17:00 AM »
Amazing achievement. I would like to know what is special about those shoes.

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2026, 04:13:31 AM »
The second-place guy in this race actually also ran under 2:00, I read that it was his first marathon.

A Hebress also set the women's record.

Maybe the course was short?

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2026, 06:56:37 AM »
The second-place guy in this race actually also ran under 2:00, I read that it was his first marathon.

A Hebress also set the women's record.

Maybe the course was short?

I didn't want to be a hater and say the same thing, but it does seem a bit surprising that multiple people broke the world record by such a large margin!  They're claiming it was simply because there was virtually perfect weather for a marathon, as well as having a steady wind at their back.

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2026, 07:36:24 AM »
What did the robot run it in?

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2026, 08:21:14 AM »

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2026, 08:54:05 AM »
who wrote that on his shoe for him?

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2026, 10:02:29 AM »
Amazing achievement. I would like to know what is special about those shoes.

A springy carbon plate. I have a pair of Nike Vapor Flys. Like running on a shock absorber. Thats why all these records are falling

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2026, 05:12:51 PM »
Secret training method.....running uphill carrying someone elses big TV !!   :D

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2026, 12:52:18 AM »
Secret training method.....running uphill carrying someone elses big TV !!   :D
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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2026, 02:29:44 AM »
A springy carbon plate. I have a pair of Nike Vapor Flys. Like running on a shock absorber. Thats why all these records are falling

Wouldn't that reduce the force applied to the ground?

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2026, 04:42:33 AM »
I believe in addition to the shoes there is a new supp "bi-carb" that is all the rage in "endurance sports" these days.

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2026, 04:57:07 AM »
Wouldn't that reduce the force applied to the ground?

and as such use more energy trying to move forward

Softer the shoe more energy expended while running
Imagine running on slinkies

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2026, 05:42:32 AM »
That's impressively quick. I drive to visit a relative about 30 miles away every now and then, and it usually takes me around 45 minutes with all the traffic lights and speed limits. This guy covered nearly the same distance in about 2.6 times that time.

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2026, 05:45:29 AM »
The second-place guy in this race actually also ran under 2:00, I read that it was his first marathon.

That's crazy!!

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2026, 05:51:20 AM »
Hankins can run from his back fence to his Scarecrow in 10 seconds flat, and he can swim