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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #100 on: May 31, 2026, 06:03:55 PM »
Serge's cock looked like a piece of feces so Zane wins via superior white cock.

Zane’s cock was deformed from the lawn chair

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #101 on: May 31, 2026, 06:28:59 PM »
On stage, Zane was as dangerous as a $5 lawn chair.



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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #102 on: May 31, 2026, 09:13:10 PM »
Happy Birthday brother....I`ll be 71 next Sunday.   :(

71 centuries is a hell of an accomplishment, bodybuilding is much easier when you don't have to lift pyramid stones!

Imagine how many piles of Duke's shit Hankins will step on in his weed ridden back yard if he even makes it to 51.

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #103 on: June 01, 2026, 01:52:30 AM »
71 centuries is a hell of an accomplishment, bodybuilding is much easier when you don't have to lift pyramid stones!

Imagine how many piles of Duke's shit Hankins will step on in his weed ridden back yard if he even makes it to 51.
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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #104 on: June 01, 2026, 03:52:31 AM »
I feel like he looked great, but I admired the massive guys more, from that era, guys like Arnold, Franco and Lou Ferrigno

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #105 on: June 01, 2026, 06:12:06 AM »
I feel like he looked great, but I admired the massive guys more, from that era, guys like Arnold, Franco and Lou Ferrigno

This ...

I think Bob Paris 84 would have beaten Zane in the late 70's .... Ironically, I think Paris never made the top six at the Olympia.



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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #106 on: June 01, 2026, 06:18:06 AM »
This ...

I think Bob Paris 84 would have beaten Zane in the late 70's .... Ironically, I think Paris never made the top six at the Olympia.



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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #107 on: June 01, 2026, 07:16:41 AM »
This ...

I think Bob Paris 84 would have beaten Zane in the late 70's .... Ironically, I think Paris never made the top six at the Olympia.



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As an amatuer and his first few years as a pro Paris looked phenomenal.  Later in his career he looked good, he was fairly tall and wide with perfect proportions but never approached the same level of conditioning as he did early on.

As far as 84 Paris vs 79 Zane, that would be very close. I think Paris was just as ripped as Zane but Paris was larger and had better lines, better aesthetics. However Zane's posing and presentation was better imo. Paris posing was pretty gay- not just because he was gay- he posed to really soft ballads and/or classical music, much like Dickerson.  Zanes poses were masculine,  powerful,  he posed to pink Floyd 'one of these days' and 'run lije hell' both great songs to pose to. On the surface,  Paris wins easily.  But going back to Wes' point, Zane's presentation was untouchable. He carried himself like the winner.

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #108 on: June 01, 2026, 07:30:05 AM »
As an amatuer and his first few years as a pro Paris looked phenomenal.  Later in his career he looked good, he was fairly tall and wide with perfect proportions but never approached the same level of conditioning as he did early on.

As far as 84 Paris vs 79 Zane, that would be very close. I think Paris was just as ripped as Zane but Paris was larger and had better lines, better aesthetics. However Zane's posing and presentation was better imo. Paris posing was pretty gay- not just because he was gay- he posed to really soft ballads and/or classical music, much like Dickerson.  Zanes poses were masculine,  powerful,  he posed to pink Floyd 'one of these days' and 'run lije hell' both great songs to pose to. On the surface,  Paris wins easily.  But going back to Wes' point, Zane's presentation was untouchable. He carried himself like the winner.
I don´t agree

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #109 on: June 02, 2026, 12:12:08 AM »
I don´t agree

Bob was pretty fucking ripped when he first turned pro. Overall and especially in his last few years Bob never got shredded. There are a few pics of him floating around from that time. I may have the exact year wrong. It may have been 85.


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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #110 on: June 02, 2026, 01:20:05 AM »
Bob was pretty fucking ripped when he first turned pro. Overall and especially in his last few years Bob never got shredded. There are a few pics of him floating around from that time. I may have the exact year wrong. It may have been 85.



Yeah..he looks good there, chest striations & glutes  :D

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #111 on: June 02, 2026, 05:05:09 AM »
I was told Zane was perfect, and I’d be goddamned to think otherwise!

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #112 on: June 02, 2026, 06:53:51 AM »
I was told Zane was perfect, and I’d be goddamned to think otherwise!

Some things are incontrovertible truths.

Zane was perfect

Mentzer lost because he let his belly hang out.

You are no good if you have rusty fenders on your bicycle.


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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #113 on: June 02, 2026, 08:55:42 AM »
Some things are incontrovertible truths.

Zane was perfect

Mentzer lost because he let his belly hang out.

You are no good if you have rusty fenders on your bicycle.

And you’re not Catholic, so you’re NO GOOD!

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #114 on: June 02, 2026, 09:30:42 AM »
If you weigh less than Bhanky you're no good.

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #115 on: June 03, 2026, 11:51:29 AM »
Bob was pretty fucking ripped when he first turned pro. Overall and especially in his last few years Bob never got shredded. There are a few pics of him floating around from that time. I may have the exact year wrong. It may have been 85.



I don't remember seeing this level of bitch tits on him before. Maybe you need a 'trained' eye to see it :D

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #116 on: June 03, 2026, 07:11:04 PM »
I don't remember seeing this level of bitch tits on him before. Maybe you need a 'trained' eye to see it :D
Yeah never noticed but he did,,,shredded here tho..

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #117 on: June 03, 2026, 07:25:51 PM »
On stage, Zane was as dangerous as a $5 lawn chair.



Those 70’s made lawn chairs were good quality, sturdy , and has a snap sound to them that’s louder than today’s cheaply made crap. One can only imagine how Zane was in agony when he heard the loud snap

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #118 on: June 03, 2026, 08:21:02 PM »
Yeah never noticed but he did,,,shredded here tho..

He should have had his husband suck them titties dry. 

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Re: Was Zane as perfect as we're told he was?
« Reply #119 on: June 03, 2026, 09:30:49 PM »
Yeah never noticed but he did,,,shredded here tho..

The Essen video (I think it's this same 1987 one) makes everyone look unbelievably shredded.  Probably the single best lighting and filming set up ever.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3276461032641869