You don't trust Chinese drugs? What could possibly go wrong?
Things that I trust more than Chinese drugs :
1- Dinner invitations from Jeffrey Dahmer
2- Mixed drinks made by Bill Cosby
3- Baby sitting by Casey Anthony
4- George Santos resume
5- Safe traveling with Tom Hanks
6- A friendly Japanese in a pachinko parlor
7- Norman Bates as a roommate
8- Gas station sushi
9- A chimpanzee with a loaded gun
10- A Tuk Tuk driver before 6PM