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Golias posting about his health
« on: June 24, 2026, 10:25:47 AM »
So our favourite tranny-banger posted saying he'd felt "super sluggish and dramatically out of breath" last month.  So thinking of McCarver, Piana, Rhoden, McMillan, Meadows, Golem, Basher, et al* he of course immediately dropped the gear and went to a heart specialist for a full work-up, right...?

Nope

Added cardio and dropped a cheat meal - problem solved  ;D





*shit that was a long list off the top of my head - crazy when you think about it
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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2026, 10:37:46 AM »
So our favourite tranny-banger posted saying he'd felt "super sluggish and dramatically out of breath" last month.  So thinking of McCarver, Piana, Rhoden, McMillan, Meadows, Golem, Basher, et al* he of course immediately dropped the gear and went to a heart specialist for a full work-up, right...?

Nope

Added cardio and dropped a cheat meal - problem solved  ;D





*shit that was a long list off the top of my head - crazy when you think about it
Sluggish at only 344 lbs. No way!

Added cardio=Doing the Upper Body Ergometer or sitting on a 1980s recumbent bike peddling at speed of a senior citizen

NIGHTLY cheat meals!
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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2026, 10:39:12 AM »
it's too late. He probably found he already has 75% of his arteries blocked.

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2026, 10:58:55 AM »
Great idea to add cardio.

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2026, 11:04:10 AM »
Great idea to add cardio.

Oh no - too much cardio and food reduction could reduce those circumferences which we don’t want to see happen. Obnoxious luimarco gives Golias credit for being pure muscle, although he showcases his extreme gyno in the early years:


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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2026, 02:40:20 PM »
So our favourite tranny-banger posted saying he'd felt "super sluggish and dramatically out of breath" last month.  So thinking of McCarver, Piana, Rhoden, McMillan, Meadows, Golem, Basher, et al* he of course immediately dropped the gear and went to a heart specialist for a full work-up, right...?

Nope

Added cardio and dropped a cheat meal - problem solved  ;D





*shit that was a long list off the top of my head - crazy when you think about it

No worries. If his heart is enlarged he can magically shrink it the same way he shrinks his head.

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2026, 02:57:28 PM »
it's too late. He probably found he already has 75% of his arteries blocked.
At least.
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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2026, 04:41:48 PM »
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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2026, 04:46:31 PM »
Just take one normal pic you fucking wack job.

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2026, 06:38:57 PM »
Just take one normal pic you fucking wack job.
He’s totally blows up his pictures I mean that’s ridiculous

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2026, 06:51:39 PM »
Wonder if his girl gets to wail on his buns?

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2026, 07:42:06 PM »
Great idea to add cardio.
:D A guy that big will die doing cardio. Lose 100 pounds first.

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2026, 11:31:02 PM »
Cedric McWatermellon had a heart attack and died while doing cardio

Art Atwood had a heart attack and fell into a pool and died while walking around

Will this gargoyle suffer either of these soon?

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2026, 11:33:13 PM »
Wonder if his girl gets to wail on his buns?

Do we know if it’s a “real” girl?

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #14 on: Today at 12:24:04 AM »
Do we know if it’s a “real” girl?

I should have said "girl".  Also, Cedric McWatermelon has me grinning ear to ear. 

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Re: Golias posting about his health
« Reply #15 on: Today at 02:28:43 AM »
I'm in tears here.

Would be interesting to see a non morphed picture of him.