So I can get a hairpiece without being the laughing stock? I am tired of being a baldcel. But I'm also worried that glueing a rug to your scalp might kill off your remaining hair fast. Also it could be a lot of work and cash to maintain 
No you will not be a laughing stock if you get a hairpiece. However, if you were bald for many years, and people were aware that you were bald for many years, and if you have an alliance with a group of bald people in public, it will look extremely odd if you show up with a full head of hair. And if you show up wearing a hairpiece and they noticed this, then any chance of you continuing on as a member of bald alliance/collective with them is going be gone.
If being bald makes you uncomfortable then you owe it to yourself to get a hairpiece and improve your mental health.