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NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« on: Today at 05:26:57 AM »
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/07/31/ex-nfl-star-jeremy-shockey-underwent-vasectomy-at-21-to-avoid-distractions-im-a-very-one-lane-guy/

Jeremy Shockey says he got a vasectomy at 21 the year he got drafted so a girlfriend couldn't derail his NFL career

"Like 20 years, 21 years old when I got drafted. I got a vasectomy. I had no kids. I didn't want kids"

"I signed a contract with this team, but I don't know they could trade me next year. So if I'm dating a girl here, I don't need any of this"

"I don't want to have the risk of getting someone pregnant, having to get married, having to enter a relationship or having a responsibility of someone else other than me"

Mom's reaction: "Great decision, son. Save it in the sperm bank and you'll be fine"

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #1 on: Today at 06:33:42 AM »
I'm surprised more don't do this. There would be great satisfaction in busting a huge nut inside some gorgeous gold digger's hole knowing that she thinks she'll get pregnant and be set for life. ;D

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #2 on: Today at 07:11:55 AM »
I'm surprised more don't do this. There would be great satisfaction in busting a huge nut inside some gorgeous gold digger's hole knowing that she thinks she'll get pregnant and be set for life. ;D

It’s a great thing for sure, until you want to pass on your seed and can’t. Best to just settle down with a woman and raise a family like a real man.

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #3 on: Today at 07:13:26 AM »
It’s a great thing for sure, until you want to pass on your seed and can’t. Best to just settle down with a woman and raise a family like a real man.
Why would you want to pass on your seed in this fucked up world?

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #4 on: Today at 08:13:23 AM »
Lmao I knew what this was before clicking the thread!

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #5 on: Today at 08:14:20 AM »
Why would you want to pass on your seed in this fucked up world?

You don’t want to sire the world’s strongest 6 year old?!  ???

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #6 on: Today at 08:17:26 AM »
Thread title confused me.

The NFL Getbigger was able to fearlessly go in the pink, not just the stink, because of his vasectomy.

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #7 on: Today at 08:32:42 AM »
You don’t want to sire the world’s strongest 6 year old?!  ???
I don't have a myostatin deficiency.

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #8 on: Today at 06:22:24 PM »
It’s a great thing for sure, until you want to pass on your seed and can’t. Best to just settle down with a woman and raise a family like a real man.

Shockey had his vasectomy reversed when he wanted kids.

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Re: NFL Getbigger showed good instinks
« Reply #9 on: Today at 07:00:03 PM »
You don’t want to sire the world’s strongest 6 year old?!  ???
:D