It was those Appletinis. 
Was he actually shot? Do you have proof? It was from a bullet and not the aftermath of everyone pig piling on, well... the pig?
You haven't explained the Hegseth conspiracy, but I'll stop asking, but it's obvious you don't intend to fill in the blanks on how it all happened.
Same with the President Trump didn't-get-shot-in-the-ear conspiracy. You are no different than those 911 Troofers.