Samson looks massive

[SF1900]

[Humble Narcissist]

Looks microscopic there.

[Methyl m1ke]

All machines and synthol, the Olympia is a joke and so is he.

[YLLSHTH]

I've seen bigger.

[Van_Bilderass]

What the hell is that banner behind him supposed to mean? What's the message for the gym goer? Brutal.

Perhaps that Samson needs an exorcist?

[falco]

KRIZO is in deep trouble.

[YLLSHTH]

What the hell is that banner behind him supposed to mean? What's the message for the gym goer? Brutal.

Perhaps that Samson needs an exorcist?

Maybe it's to create an aura of mystery and sophistication.

[NaturalWonder83]

Looks like he could pick Derek up over his head right off the stage at the Olympia during the posing round and toss him into the audience to be crowd surfed.  Or pick Derek up off stage during posing like the way someone would carry a mannequin and put him upside down in a trash can so just his feet are sticking out.

[rick doot]

Brace for Impact!

[Pet shop boys]

What the hell is that banner behind him supposed to mean? What's the message for the gym goer? Brutal.

Perhaps that Samson needs an exorcist?

"The truest devils hide inside the syringe"


Oh, The Irony


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH

[Pet shop boys]

KRIZO is in deep trouble.

If the top guys all show up off, Krizo can crack top 6


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Stephano]

He never looks impressive in videos, so this could be warped or altered in some way.

[YLLSHTH]

He never looks impressive in videos, so this could be warped or altered in some way.

Of course it's doctored. Coleman would have wiped the floor with this oil bag.

[Van_Bilderass]

Maybe it's to create an aura of mystery and sophistication.

Haha something like that for sure. It's too vague to offend anyone.

There's an Anton LaVey quote that might be fun and fitting for a gym. You think this banner would be acceptable in a commercial gym in the US? I'm not American so you tell me, but I suspect some wouldn't be so amused and wouldn't see it as a joke

[YLLSHTH]

Haha something like that for sure. It's too vague to offend anyone.

There's an Anton LaVey quote that might be fun and fitting for a gym. You think this banner would be acceptable in a commercial gym in the US? I'm not American so you tell me, but I suspect some wouldn't be so amused and wouldn't see it as a joke

Well it's kinda clever, but I don't know.  For gym purposes I'd keep it simple and motivational.

[falco]

[YLLSHTH]

I don't like it

[falco]

[YLLSHTH]

Terrible

[Van_Bilderass]

Well it's kinda clever, but I don't know.  For gym purposes I'd keep it simple and motivational.

I'd like this one personally:

"You are nothing but a hunk of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones with a head full of false imaginings. There is only fear, bitterness and depression before the end. To forget for just a brief moment, we must lift! Bodybuilding is the illusion!"

I'd like it because...

"There is Consolation in Horror"

[YLLSHTH]

I'd like this one personally:

"You are nothing but a hunk of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones with a head full of false imaginings. There is only fear, bitterness and depression before the end. To forget for just a brief moment, we must lift! Bodybuilding is the illusion!"

I'd like it because...

"There is Consolation in Horror"

Brutal absolutely broootal. This triggers my usual thoughts. It's a all a big nothing. Every generation goes through the same exercises in futility. Grow up, enter the labor market, commit yourself to an enormous loan instead of living with your parents until they keel over, society tells us only "losers" live with their parents, huge fucking scam, then eventually your house is paid off, you live a few more miserable years with a bald head, a bad back, a shrunken cock, elongated scrotum, you piss 24 times a day and then you keel over


Big fucking nothing

[Van_Bilderass]

It's a all a big nothing.

I don't claim to know what "it" is but it's easy to go into existential panic thinking rationally

For some reason it helps to know others also thought in the same vein, so I might read a few aphorisms by E.M. Cioran or whatever, and I think, "he too was here."

Elongated scrotum is the worst. I've actually joked that having done steroids helps here, you have raisin nuts and a shrunken skrotum

[SF1900]

He never looks impressive in videos, so this could be warped or altered in some way.

I took it as a screenshot from a video. 

[SF1900]

Of course it's doctored. Coleman would have wiped the floor with this oil bag.

Its a screenshot from a live video. 

[Zillotch]

PMMA