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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2026, 06:31:27 AM »
It ain't easy being a ginger.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/18/us-news/carrot-top-hospitalized-after-attempted-suicide-friday-vegas-show-canceled-report/

He clearly looks to me like he's on drugs.  Another and another and another.  So many druggies self-medicating for what?  He's got a residency in Vegas and is worth $70 million.  Plus, what will his sister think?


Someone should offer an insurance service to rich stars where if you ever OD they kidnap your ass and take you out to a cabin in the middle of nowhere and keep you there for 6 months, no voluntary, no check-in, they just come for you

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2026, 06:32:25 AM »
To be honest, I am surprised that more Vegas acts that have a long term residency on the Strip have not offed themselves.  Horribly depressing place to have to go to every week.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2026, 06:37:47 AM »




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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2026, 07:18:42 AM »
Got caught being a homo in secret, the dudes he was banging are now suing him :( -

https://radaronline.com/p/carrot-top-second-accuser-alleged-explicit-texts-exploitation-claims/ .

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2026, 08:28:04 AM »
Got caught being a homo in secret, the dudes he was banging are now suing him :( -

https://radaronline.com/p/carrot-top-second-accuser-alleged-explicit-texts-exploitation-claims/ .

Secret homo? The dude wears makeup, I always thought he was queer.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2026, 08:29:18 AM »


Can someone confirm if his sister is OK?

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2026, 08:41:41 AM »
Got caught being a homo in secret, the dudes he was banging are now suing him :( -

https://radaronline.com/p/carrot-top-second-accuser-alleged-explicit-texts-exploitation-claims/ .

He was a regular at Golds Venice so how secret could it be?

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2026, 08:48:32 AM »
I didn’t know he was gay. The non effeminate ones can be tough to know. I have one gay uncle who you wouldn’t know and another that is flamboyant. Carrot Top obviously displayed unusual behavior unlike my one uncle.

Brutally tough biological brain disorder to be born with or I guess maybe even raised incorrectly to be susceptible to.

For the record though I like Carrot Top. He is entertaining and I like to hear his old stories about George Carlin etc. I’ve never seen his live show, but I would.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2026, 09:09:09 AM »
Got caught being a homo in secret, the dudes he was banging are now suing him :( -

https://radaronline.com/p/carrot-top-second-accuser-alleged-explicit-texts-exploitation-claims/ .
Like he actually has 7.5 million.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2026, 02:02:50 PM »
Why would he committ suicide, wouldnt it be better for his career if he was outed as Homer?
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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2026, 02:46:19 PM »
Why would he committ suicide, wouldnt it be better for his career if he was outed as Homer?

Hetero men are probably more likely to get the job done.

Women and gays I’d think would have a higher % of cries for help type suicide attempts.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2026, 03:28:38 PM »
Hetero men are probably more likely to get the job done.

Women and gays I’d think would have a higher % of cries for help type suicide attempts.
twice as many women attempt suicde as men but way more men kill themselves

Its just something else we are better at.,

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2026, 03:54:22 PM »
Someone should offer an insurance service to rich stars where if you ever OD they kidnap your ass and take you out to a cabin in the middle of nowhere and keep you there for 6 months, no voluntary, no check-in, they just come for you

I've read about that, apparently legal in some states, kidnapping of unruly kids where they are taken to a camp and held for months.

I think one of the Diaz brothers was held involuntarily in Mexico to get him to detox.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2026, 04:01:14 PM »
I've read about that, apparently legal in some states, kidnapping of unruly kids where they are taken to a camp and held for months.

I think one of the Diaz brothers was held involuntarily in Mexico to get him to detox.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2026, 04:07:07 PM »


 :D



I can understand doing that, even in the face of it being illegal, to 'save' someone.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #16 on: Today at 04:10:34 AM »
His hair is atrocious!!

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #17 on: Today at 06:27:21 AM »
   I always thought carrottwat was a bit strange. maybe the synthol went to his brain.
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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #18 on: Today at 07:00:46 AM »
Like he actually has 7.5 million.

I think he has way more than that. He was headlining Vegas making tons of money.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #19 on: Today at 09:51:00 AM »
   I always thought carrottwat was a bit strange. maybe the synthol went to his brain.

Carrothead wears his pants like Bhanky.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #20 on: Today at 09:52:44 AM »
I think he has way more than that. He was headlining Vegas making tons of money.

75 million was the number.

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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #21 on: Today at 10:13:13 AM »
Secret homo? The dude wears makeup, I always thought he was queer.


So he is ugly, totally not funny, looks like a transformer, gay, has no soul, is suicidal and on the grindr app at age 61  hahahaha



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Re: Carrot Top hospitalized after attempted suicide
« Reply #22 on: Today at 11:52:51 AM »


Can someone confirm if his sister is OK?


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