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Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Jolly?
« on: May 12, 2006, 12:03:42 PM »
You should read Tamali's review of the Arnold Classic in MD.

he pretty much shits on everyone except Dexter.

"Darrem Charles ==> His age really showed, his legs can't match his upper body" :o

Get ready to get your ass handed to you in New York by the "old Charles".


Better be careful, I hear there are a lot of "stomach viruses" around NY this time of year. ::)

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2006, 12:44:43 PM »
I was a lot jollier when I was fatter. When I was a soft 240 I envied no man. Now I'm just your average 210 lbs weakling. When you're fat and happy, the world is yours.

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2006, 01:32:41 PM »
Yes we are.  But I am jolly all the time.

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2006, 01:57:14 PM »
Being fat is so much fun, until you post your pic on getbig.  Then you get bitchslapped back to reality.

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2006, 02:00:21 PM »
Being fat is so much fun, until you post your pic on getbig.  Then you get bitchslapped back to reality.

I think there are lots of other things about being fat that can be unpleasant...

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2006, 02:01:22 PM »
I thought only santa was jolly all the time
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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2006, 02:02:14 PM »
I thought only santa was jolly all the time
that fat shit???  tell him to get back to the pole

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2006, 02:03:07 PM »
I think there are lots of other things about being fat that can be unpleasant...


steps.
swimming pools.
meeting girls.
getting out of chairs.

all unpleasant!

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2006, 02:14:10 PM »
Being fat is so much fun, until you post your pic on getbig.  Then you get bitchslapped back to reality.

Well, he is fat and poses in front of audiences full of people oiled up in a speedo.


What is his reality?

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2006, 02:45:53 PM »
Well, he is fat and poses in front of audiences full of people oiled up in a speedo.
What is his reality?

Who, King?

1) He figured his *star power* and massive size would let ppl look past it
2) He needed the money.

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2006, 02:50:18 PM »

steps.
swimming pools.
meeting girls.
getting out of chairs.

all unpleasant!

Apparently swimming pools aren't a problem.  Whenever I've seen a really fat dude at a pool/water park etc.  they always wore a t-shirt for cover.  It's amazing, with that wet shirt stuck to that lardy form, you can never tell they're fat.  Magic, those t-shirts!

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2006, 04:22:21 PM »
You should read Tamali's review of the Arnold Classic in MD.

he pretty much shits on everyone except Dexter.

"Darrem Charles ==> His age really showed, his legs can't match his upper body" :o

Get ready to get your ass handed to you in New York by the "old Charles".


Better be careful, I hear there are a lot of "stomach viruses" around NY this time of year. ::)

  It is spelled "jolly", "Doctor" ;D

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2006, 04:59:15 PM »
Apparently swimming pools aren't a problem.  Whenever I've seen a really fat dude at a pool/water park etc.  they always wore a t-shirt for cover.  It's amazing, with that wet shirt stuck to that lardy form, you can never tell they're fat.  Magic, those t-shirts!

funny shit. Nothing like flexing your abs near the fat fuckers on the beach!

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2006, 05:23:46 PM »
yeah sorry jolly (i changed it!) :P

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Joly?
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2006, 05:24:13 PM »

steps.
swimming pools.
meeting girls.
getting out of chairs.

all unpleasant!

Don't forget putting on your socks and shoes!  Quite unpleasant.
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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Jolly?
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2006, 06:05:48 PM »
Don't forget putting on your socks and shoes!  Quite unpleasant.

when i was around 225, it was sandle time, all the time.

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Jolly?
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2006, 06:11:46 PM »
when i was around 225, it was sandle time, all the time.

I wish I could do the sandals 24/7, but I've got a fucked up toenail and it's not pleasant to look at it!  ;D

I also dread wearing jeans, too.  But the GF says my legs look good in tight jeans! 

I'm hovering around 290 right now.
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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Jolly?
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2006, 06:47:35 PM »
I wish I could do the sandals 24/7, but I've got a fucked up toenail and it's not pleasant to look at it!  ;D

I also dread wearing jeans, too.  But the GF says my legs look good in tight jeans! 

I'm hovering around 290 right now.


holy crap, at what height and BF%?  290 is unreal big.

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Jolly?
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2006, 06:48:39 PM »

holy crap, at what height and BF%?  290 is unreal big.

   66% bodyfat ;D

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Re: Aren't Fat guys supposed to be Jolly?
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2006, 01:58:39 AM »

holy crap, at what height and BF%?  290 is unreal big.

6'4"

22% BF!!!!!
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