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RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« on: May 13, 2006, 10:03:57 PM »
When Claude Groulx placed at the Master's World sporting a kovacs-like midsection, the IFBB Distention mandate/advisory was dealt a powerful blow.

Tonight on May 13th, it was fatally struck when Marcus Haley took 4th at the Shawn Ray Classic. Looking 14 months pregnant with no chance of holding it in, Haley showed one of the most distended abdomins in recent memory.

The advisory was clearly not long for the IFBB stage. May it rest in peace . . .
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2006, 10:05:37 PM »
Who were the vyotech athletes up there, by the way?
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2006, 10:10:35 PM »
yeah i thought Haley looked like a skinny guy with a huge gut...I didn't get his placing at all....
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2006, 10:12:22 PM »
That was pretty nasty
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2006, 12:00:08 AM »
Haley has one of the most disgusting stomachs I have ever seen! Have you seen dude in the off season? it's like he's 11 months pregnant! With quintuplets!
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2006, 08:05:29 PM »






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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2006, 08:07:06 PM »
 His abs are ugly, but his stomach really doesn't stick out much. What's the big deal? ???
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2006, 08:08:48 PM »
you really had to watch the show to fully appreciate it - but rest assured it was quite a sight
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2006, 08:10:47 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 14, 2006, 08:08:48 PM
you really had to watch the show to fully appreciate it - but rest assured it was quite a sight

  Did it come out frequently? :-\
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2006, 08:13:27 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 14, 2006, 08:10:47 PM
  Did it come out frequently? :-\

it was never "in"

"Fourth place went to Marcus Haley, who was tight as a drum" - okay there, Shawn Perine  ::)
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2006, 08:15:57 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 14, 2006, 08:10:47 PM
  Did it come out frequently? :-\

you have got to watch his posing routine.  Easily worse than Coleman.  He was breathing very hard and that belly was just stretching!
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2006, 08:21:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 14, 2006, 08:13:27 PM
it was never "in"

"Fourth place went to Marcus Haley, who was tight as a drum" - okay there, Shawn Perine  ::)

  Hahahahahaha.....I love this "sport" ;D
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2006, 08:22:39 PM »
yeah, it was a shame to see haley like that . . . especially when Strydom was sporting a wasp waist  ::)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=71349.0

Ronnie's really worried now . . .  ;D
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2006, 09:18:50 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on May 14, 2006, 08:15:57 PM
you have got to watch his posing routine.  Easily worse than Coleman.  He was breathing very hard and that belly was just stretching!
If that is the case he most likely carbed up to much and went overboard with something that might have been somewhat of a binge treat.
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2006, 09:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 13, 2006, 10:03:57 PM
When Claude Groulx placed at the Master's World sporting a kovacs-like midsection, the IFBB Distention mandate/advisory was dealt a powerful blow.

Tonight on May 13th, it was fatally struck when Marcus Haley took 4th at the Shawn Ray Classic. Looking 14 months pregnant with no chance of holding it in, Haley showed one of the most distended abdomins in recent memory.

The advisory was clearly not long for the IFBB stage. May it rest in peace . . .

Was that "mandate" ever upheld? I don't remember anyone being penalized for having a big gut.
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2006, 12:10:22 AM »
 ;D
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2006, 12:57:05 AM »
Quote from: Shawn Ray on May 15, 2006, 12:10:22 AM
;D
yeah i agree her boobs are amazing
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2006, 08:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Shawn Ray on May 15, 2006, 12:10:22 AM
;D

Keep hating, you were never on his level.
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2006, 08:30:51 AM »
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2006, 01:15:32 PM »
homeboy haley's forehead looks like it is goin to bust through the skin.
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2006, 01:26:06 PM »
Can you reverse stomach distention?????? If so how can you?
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2006, 02:01:01 PM »
Very true.

Marcus Haley sucks due to his midsection.

YIP
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2006, 02:22:10 PM »
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2006, 04:26:12 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 19, 2006, 08:30:51 AM
  What show was that? ???
  2003 Olympia   :-X
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Re: RIP - IFBB Distention Advisory - May 13, 2006
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2006, 05:40:15 PM »
Quote from: Shawn Ray on May 15, 2006, 12:10:22 AM
;D

Toni`s boobies look bigger than I remember them.  ;D
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