chuck norris, hands down. im pretty sure hes god
You may be right...
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Top 10 Facts:
1 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2 The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
5 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
7 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
8 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9 In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
10 Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
