HAhahahahaha Karasan likes to get rid of all the jizz from his lifepartners and store them for later use in his anal patch. Over the years he has grown accustomed to sizing the shit in now he can fit anything from an mp3 player to a portable foreman grill sent for later sausage use.
I think you are watching Hanna Barbara's Captain Caveman so much, grow up, you can't store money in your ass Alexx, but you can use your ass as a credit card, just sit on some dick, and if you're lucky you can get 50 dollars fot your service

I can hear you say, "bank my ass" sorry, you say, "bang my ass"