what's your buddy list up to ? 70?
No, I'm being a bit more discriminate than that...

I think the measure of a man is indeed becoming his "friends list." I don't mean to imply that you're a cool guy if you have 1700 Asian stripper chicks in your friends list. The shit has to be REAL, and not just a mask for your insecurities.
I saw a T-shirt in Hollywood last week that said, "Your Mom's in my MySpace Top 8."

That's not just hilarious, but a very interesting "sign of the times."