Author Topic: Jay Cutler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 15535 times)

Man of Steel · « **Reply #25 on:** May 22, 2006, 02:59:58 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2006, 02:57:10 PM

Jay once had to take a dump after working out and the guy behind the desk at Golds rigged the toilet so that he captured the turd. Sold it for $10,000 on ebay. Used it to go to pro-wrestling school. His name....John Cena.

I once asked Jay Cutler for some chest training advice and he said and I quote, "Quit bein such a pussy and lift heavier weights you 10-ton c'unt!!" Then he spit on my grandmother and punched her in the gut. Best bb advice I ever got.....true story!!!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #26 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:00:56 PM »

Quote from: Dan-O on May 22, 2006, 02:58:27 PM

Jay doesn't run through Death Valley. He folds space like the Navigators in Dune.

Dan-O certainly know his Cutler factoids!!!

HowieW · « **Reply #27 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:02:52 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2006, 02:57:10 PM

Jay once had to take a dump after working out and the guy behind the desk at Golds rigged the toilet so that he captured the turd. Sold it for $10,000 on ebay. Used it to go to pro-wrestling school. His name....John Cena.

Damn , no wonder why I lost that bid, I just didn't have the cash handy and missed out

Howard

Man of Steel · « **Reply #28 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:07:43 PM »

Jay Cutler recently published his first bb training book entitled "Quit Bein Such A C'unt"......it topped the NY Bestseller list for 8 weeks straight. The Dahli Llama purchased and read the book......he's no longer a c'unt.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #29 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:10:21 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 22, 2006, 03:02:52 PM

Damn , no wonder why I lost that bid, I just didn't have the cash handy and missed out
Howard

Don't feel bad, many people lost out on that one. Rumor is Cena melted it down and that's what was used to make the world title belt.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #30 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:14:12 PM »

Jay Cutler lost his virginity before his father.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #31 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:15:55 PM »

Quote from: I ETA PI on May 22, 2006, 03:14:12 PM

Jay Cutler lost his virginity before his father.

no way. Jay sacrificed his virginity, but he never lost anything.

KevinP85 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:16:52 PM »

LOL!!! You guys are too much!

I ETA PI · « **Reply #33 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:18:56 PM »

Jay Cutler can divide into zero.

wordy · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:22:43 PM »

Jay Culter never wears white which he believes to be the colour of surrender... and also the nation of France.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:24:44 PM »

Jay Cutler does not ask "Who's your daddy" because he already knows the answer.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:24:58 PM »

Quote from: wordy on May 22, 2006, 03:22:43 PM

Jay Culter never wears white which he believes to be the colour of surrender... and also the nation of France.

Jay Cutler doesn't believe in France.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:25:11 PM »

Jay Cutler never "loses weight" before a show.....the weight loses Jay Cutler.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:28:00 PM »

Jay Cutler does not teabag ladies. He potato sacks them.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #39 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:29:45 PM »

Jay Cutler prefers a fresh mug of cold sun tea poured over broken glass.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:30:17 PM »

The term "balls to the wall" was originally used to describe Jay Cutler when he walked into any room smaller than an airplane hangar.

TheBigAristotle · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:54:49 PM »

Jay always busts his ass in the gym and with his diet. His dedication is admirable.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #42 on:** May 22, 2006, 04:00:26 PM »

Quote from: TheBigAristotle on May 22, 2006, 03:54:49 PM

Jay always busts his ass in the gym and with his diet. His dedication is admirable.

Agreed! A few pros try to do everything at the last minute.

benchthis · « **Reply #43 on:** May 22, 2006, 04:04:09 PM »

jay doesnt buy steriods his body makes them

liberty · « **Reply #44 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:03:34 PM »

Oh god.....I got snots coming out of my nose and I have the hiccups after reading this....
MOS your in the wrong business

sarcasm · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:12:49 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 22, 2006, 06:11:47 PM

Who here agrees with this:

Jay does as much as is humanly possible to put his body in an anabolic state.

I have NEVER seen another pro even come close to this.

i think a lot of pros talk about eating every two hours but Jay actually does year round.

brianX · « **Reply #46 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:19:57 PM »

Jay Cutler's jaw has its own zipcode hahahahahahahahahaha brutal aesthetics hahahahahahahahahahahaha

alexxx · « **Reply #47 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:20:48 PM »

Quote from: brianX on May 22, 2006, 06:19:57 PM

Jay Cutler's jaw has its own zipcode hahahahahahahahahaha brutal aesthetics hahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol yes! And you must reside somewhere between his asscheeks.

brianX · « **Reply #48 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:21:58 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on May 22, 2006, 06:20:48 PM

lol yes! And you must reside somewhere between his asscheeks.

No, that's where sarcasm's mouth resides.

El Guapo · « **Reply #49 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:22:14 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2006, 03:28:00 PM

Jay Cutler does not teabag ladies. He potato sacks them.

good stuff