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What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« on: May 22, 2006, 05:19:43 PM »
I've already posted the way to heaven that is stated by the Christian bible, but many people have different beliefs.

Some people believe your good needs to outweigh your bad, etc.  Some believe you have to accomplish a certain number of "acts" set forth in your "religion."

One of my uncles told me once that he views God as a pillar of cloud next to a huge file cabinet.  When a person dies, the cloud removes their file from the filing cabinet and by reviewing how they lived their life, is granted a home in either heaven or hell.

I'd never heard anything quite like that. 

Anyone care to share?
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2006, 05:48:41 PM »
I follow the philosphy that if you do good works, and not screw over people, you'll be fine.  If you try to improve your life and that of others then that is the way. 
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2006, 10:22:25 PM »
From the Quran

Verily! Those who believe and those who are Jews and Christians, and Sabians, whoever believes in Allâh and the Last Day and do righteous good deeds shall have their reward with their Lord, on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve .(Surah Al Baqarah, verse 62)
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 05:20:52 AM »
Quote from: haider on May 22, 2006, 10:22:25 PM
From the Quran

Verily! Those who believe and those who are Jews and Christians, and Sabians, whoever believes in Allâh and the Last Day and do righteous good deeds shall have their reward with their Lord, on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve .(Surah Al Baqarah, verse 62)

Haider, why the distinction between those who believe vs. Jews, Christians, and Sabians?  Are "those who believe" Muslims?  Why are they placed of higher value than others? 
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 05:48:19 AM »
A close friend once told me, the path to self discovery as Christians is through compassion and service to others.

It didn't make sense at the time but I eventually came around.

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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 06:24:29 AM »
somewhat quoting from Scent of a woman.


"between a womans legs lies the way"


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sorry i couldn't help myself  :(
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 09:05:49 AM »
Quote from: w8tlftr on May 23, 2006, 05:48:19 AM
A close friend once told me, the path to self discovery as Christians is through compassion and service to others.


I agree.
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2006, 09:28:29 AM »
Avoid the express way...  instead take the road less traveled, be careful of false detours and don't get discouraged when the road gets rough.
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2006, 11:20:55 AM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on May 23, 2006, 06:24:29 AM
somewhat quoting from Scent of a woman.


"between a womans legs lies the way"


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sorry i couldn't help myself  :(

long live Pacinoism
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2006, 11:28:39 AM »
5 blocks past hell turn right go about a mile then bang heaven.
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2006, 11:32:41 AM »
which way is purgatory?  My GPS is on the fritz
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2006, 11:35:47 AM »
Quote from: Migs on May 23, 2006, 11:32:41 AM
which way is purgatory?  My GPS is on the fritz

my house, purgatory all the same place...6 longitude and 66 latitude.
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2006, 11:54:10 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on May 23, 2006, 11:35:47 AM
my house, purgatory all the same place...6 longitude and 66 latitude.

ok whats for dinner
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2006, 12:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Migs on May 23, 2006, 11:54:10 AM
ok whats for dinner

same thing every day its hell....cheeseburger french fries coke no pepsi.
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2006, 12:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on May 23, 2006, 12:04:51 PM
same thing every day its hell....cheeseburger french fries coke no pepsi.

dude thats awesome, i dont drink pepsi.
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2006, 01:13:26 PM »
Me neither, its missing something that coke has.  That little extra bite of sugar and caffeine.


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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2006, 01:23:42 PM »
Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on May 23, 2006, 01:13:26 PM
Me neither, its missing something that coke has.  That little extra bite of sugar and caffeine.




when i was in vegas, iwas dying for a coke.  many places serve pepsi.  Went to the Rio buffet and i asked for a coke, feeling sure that i would get rejected ( no jokes), and to my delight she saidd yes.  It was the best coke i have had
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2006, 02:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Migs on May 23, 2006, 11:20:55 AM
long live Pacinoism

Actually, ...that's Taoism.  ;)
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2006, 02:32:58 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on May 23, 2006, 02:27:42 PM
Actually, ...that's Taoism.  ;)

or perhaps Tongueism
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2006, 02:36:09 PM »
Some people say the way to heaven is a truly great orgasm.

...I s'pose that's why people scream "Oh God!" when it happens.  :D
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2006, 03:56:00 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on May 23, 2006, 02:36:09 PM
Some people say the way to heaven is a truly great orgasm.

...I s'pose that's why people scream "Oh God!" when it happens.  :D

if your doing it right its "oh god, im cumming again" :o
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2006, 06:44:00 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on May 23, 2006, 02:36:09 PM
Some people say the way to heaven is a truly great orgasm.

...I s'pose that's why people scream "Oh God!" when it happens.  :D

If you're an atheist and have a great orgasm who do you shout out to?

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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2006, 07:13:30 PM »
Quote from: w8tlftr on May 23, 2006, 06:44:00 PM
If you're an atheist and have a great orgasm who do you shout out to?



Derek Anthony. :-X
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2006, 08:04:33 PM »
your beliefs are weak minded
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Re: What do you believe is "the way" to heaven?
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2006, 08:05:34 PM »
Quote from: sugarbear on May 23, 2006, 08:04:33 PM
your beliefs are weak minded

Takes strength to have faith.  ;)
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