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« on: May 24, 2006, 05:11:39 AM »

order..order first meeting of the Black Knight Society will come to order.
first things first we need to finish setting up the rules for our group.

1. We always tell each other everything (unless its me since i named the group i have veto power.)

2. If any attacks one of the group they attack the whole group, and we must defend the honor of the member.(or in miggy po's case hole)

3. If at anytime good porn is found all must be alerted (unless its gay porn then migs you can keep that to yourself)(amended as offensive stike the gay reference for migs)

4. Above all Re:delete is acknowledged as the defacto leader of our group.

5. Any new members must be voted in by 2/3rds majority and cannot have any affliiation with hillary clinton.

6. All attacks on members must include a smiley so as to know its just busting balls.(amended by lurker if smiley forgotten its taken ok as since its in group its fair game to ball bust always.)

7. Any members found to be post whoring will be promoted.

8. Any members who tell of fight club (BKS) or talk bad about fight club to others on the board in the open or by PM must be disciplined.

9. When in doubt attack first and follow up later, a good defense is a great offense.

10. As I am master of arms all punishement will be swift and without mercy.(in lue of me its next ranking military member follows by scuzzy civilians (nuge to migs Smiley..)

11. No ladies allowed, but whenches are welcome and requested, and some may require a picture before enterence (no pigs allowed) new rule june 28 per Guardian and AS Deedee is a full member and has voting rights plus we all like her the most...Smiley
12. Members must try to get BKS in topics outside of general so our cancer will spread.

13. Any member finding himself in a thread that turns gay or has to many brokeback moments gets a free out by using the term "how about them <insert football team>"

14. All new recruits must show a want and desire to support BKS and hold Re:delete to the highest value.

15. When in doubt or bored always drag any topic to the most base level and take over any thread to our own amusement.

16.  All Knights of the BKS must have some refererence to their affiliation with the BKS within either their avatar, comment underneath, or sig line.

Moses had ten we have at least 16 commandments. so let it be voted on and added to.our flag will be hoisted today for others to marvel at as they play our anthem "fucktard is always funny"

what must you do to join
1st one must prove worthy by thought and deed.

2nd you must be voted in by 2/3rd majority(must be confirmed by either Guardian or Always Sore before final acceptence)

3rd you must be willing to commit the time away from family,friends,especially your job,to join in the verbal assults and beatings and at all time uphold BKS and Re:delete to a position of honor.

4th it helps if you are prior military then you jump Migs on the depth chart (ok kidding)

5th you must change your sig line or avatar to show fedielity to BKS.

6th you must drop all allegience to the Jesus crew, Squad, Blaintologists,Empire, etc. if you are currently affiliated.


and follow any other request from the founding members.
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2006, 07:07:31 AM »

My alarm plays "fucktard is always funny"
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2006, 08:56:14 AM »

"no pigs allowed" 

I like that one  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2006, 08:58:01 AM »

16.  All Knights of the BKS must have some refererence to their affiliation with the BKS within either their avatar, comment underneath, or sig line.
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2006, 09:05:38 AM »

16.  All Knights of the BKS must have some refererence to their affiliation with the BKS within either their avatar, comment underneath, or sig line.

i agree need to have a insignia to show the colors unlike some of us who use i love boobs some of us.good call.
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2006, 09:32:15 AM »

It's that civilian mentality I tell ya.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2006, 09:34:43 AM »

It's that civilian mentality I tell ya.

damm slackers what can you do. will have to work on him.
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 09:42:27 AM »

much falling off the chair and lol-ing about this thread going on...
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 09:59:00 AM »

Funny will be when others ask to become Knights within our society, ye fair Wench  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 10:01:24 AM »

Avatar for you Dee



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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 10:05:06 AM »

how does one get into the BKS
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2006, 10:24:05 AM »

how does one get into the BKS

1st one must prove worthy by thought and deed.

2nd you must be voted in by 2/3rd majority

3rd you must be willing to commit the time away from family,friends,especially your job,to join in the verbal assults and beatings and at all time uphold BKS and Re:delete to a position of honor.

4th it helps if you are prior military then you jump Migs on the debt chart (ok kidding)

5th you must change your sig line or avatar to show fedielity to BKS.

and follow any other request from the founding members.
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2006, 10:43:33 AM »

6th you must drop all allegience to the Jesus crew, squad, blaintologists etc. if you are currently affiliated.
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2006, 10:56:25 AM »

May I join?  I will show BKS my worth, and uphold Re: delete to the highest of standards.  Sounds cool, I've never been in a secret society before.
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2006, 11:03:39 AM »

P.S. I f**king hate Hilary Clinton.  She wouldn't even be allowed to hold Re: delete's jock strap!
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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2006, 11:07:36 AM »

And Janett Reno, I never really liked that dike either.
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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2006, 11:16:25 AM »

May I join?  I will show BKS my worth, and uphold Re: delete to the highest of standards.  Sounds cool, I've never been in a secret society before.

you do have a leg up since you have been a faithful supporter of Re:delete...so thats a plus along with hating hillary.good chances i think but really its not just a group but a way of life and you must be willing to commit.
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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2006, 11:22:04 AM »

I will sleep, eat, and bleed for BKS.  My life will revolve around all that is good.  And on my deathbed, when I hear the angels sing, I will smile and think back to BKS with total consciousness.
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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2006, 11:37:13 AM »

The young squire shows promise. 
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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2006, 11:43:21 AM »

And I also know good porn when I see it, and not the gay stuff like Miggs  Smiley.  In fact I'm chronic masterbater.  And from now on, when I touch myself, I will only think of two things: Re: delete and BKS
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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2006, 11:53:43 AM »

Count me in. I submit myself for BKS membership pending review.

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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2006, 11:54:15 AM »

And I also know good porn when I see it, and not the gay stuff like Miggs  Smiley.  In fact I'm chronic masterbater.  And from now on, when I touch myself, I will only think of two things: Re: delete and BKS
Wait, was this post gay?  


Anyway, how about them Bears?
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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2006, 12:08:04 PM »

Count me in. I submit myself for BKS membership pending review.



you may have to be put in since i stole your flying camel tag line. Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2006, 12:09:35 PM »

I will sleep, eat, and bleed for BKS.  My life will revolve around all that is good.  And on my deathbed, when I hear the angels sing, I will smile and think back to BKS with total consciousness.

that sir puts you up for vote in my book. if lurker and migs give a thumbs up in secret ballet i say yes.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2006, 12:13:59 PM »

you may have to be put in since i stole your flying camel tag line. Smiley

That's not my line. The flying camel is a national treasure.

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